Today, we sparred for Tae Kwon Do. I forgot my cup, but I didn't think anyone sucked enough to hit me below the belt. Five seconds into a match, some girl knees me in the Hacky Sacks. After writhing in pain for 30 seconds, I got back up to spar. I didn't think she sucked enough to do it again. She did. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during a judo session, I was paired with a thin, frail-looking rookie. Before a mock skirmish, as I'm much bigger, I said I'd take it easy on her, but also to give it her best shot. She immediately threw me on my face to the floor, knocking me out cold in 7 seconds. FML
Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML
Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML
Today, at sparring, I got paired up with a girl, who said, "Don't go easy on me because I'm a girl!" Thirty seconds into the match, she was on the floor whimpering and crying. Now everyone is whispering and glaring at me. FML
Today, I was practising kicks with a a woman in my MMA class and for some reason she dropped her pads to ask me a question at the last second, and I kicked her in the jaw. I got banned from the class for not being careful. She’s the one lowered the pad in the middle of practice. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML
Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML
Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML
Today, I competed in a Tae Kwon Do competition. I came third with my team in the sparring event. My mum said as a joke, "Were there only 3 teams?" There were. FML
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Finnboghi 0
She's a bitch. Once is your fault. Twice is hers.
lovely_189 0
stupid bitch, punch her in the boobs :D
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Comments (243)
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
YDI for not wearing a cup.
BlueJeans2626 0
what a bitch I agree w/ #2 ):
JamesM9794 0
I take tkd too and it hurts even with a cup so shutup
VolleyballSMASH 1
Haha oh crotch shot, how I love you. I would be this girl. Wear a cup. If you don't, don't complain. she found a weakness and used it to her benefit.
piehunter1 0
wow punch her in face. or knee her in crotch as hard as can and then punch her upper area hard as can . that was so not cool of her
SerendipityRose 26
You show weakness, grasshopper...
parism143 28
you realise hitting below the belt in competitions is worth beig disqualified, right?
Shadow9876 19
You would be that girl?
Radi0activ3 15
Poor sportsmanship and overall inconsiderate action. Purposely hurting someone to gain a slight advantage in a sport is awful, especially somewhere so painful and potentially dangerous. So please, if you would refrain from being A ******* ASSHOLE that would be great. Learn some respect prick!
Finnboghi 0
She's a bitch. Once is your fault. Twice is hers.
aerosenna 0
agreed... your sparring partner is quite sadistic .. u should bitch slap her!
erin37 27
That is 100% correct. She is just cruel. Karma will get her!
serious1y 0
where i'm from we get disqualified without a cup. still, sucks for you.
EpicDiabetic 0
Where I go if we don't have a cup we don't spar
lovely_189 0
stupid bitch, punch her in the boobs :D
Lahir 0
I heard that hurts really badly
ZleveL 0
not as bad as a flick to the balls :^[]
flyfgw 3
Boobs protected by chest protector
SherriffBacon 0
Ouch, I feel so sorry for your children.
Jared900DUmpling 30
Or what used to be his children...
Gavik 0
I'm pretty sure no one would have minded if you stabbed her right then and there. She would have deserved it.
thequeenofscots 0
Agree with #2. Happens once, your fault. Happens twice, she's just being a sadistic bitch.
andydawg8891 0
No man deserves to have his balls hit ever. People should go to jail for that.
Sesh54 7
JUSTICE!!!!!
shinedown00 4
If a woman can get you in trouble for punching them in the boob they should get in twice as much trouble for hitting a man in the balls
jailbot 7
What a bitch! After the first time, she must have known you weren't wearing a cup. You should have kneed her in the crotch too. I know it isn't the same, but if you do it harder and repeatedly, you can bruise her... and as a girl who has been bruised down there before, it ******* hurts to sit down until it heals up.
Why_Me77 0
Clearly she thinks soceity doesn't deserve to be populated by your kids...