Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend ended our relationship. He called me from his mobile phone, claimed to be a trauma surgeon, and told me with a bad German accent that my "boyfriend" had been in a fatal car crash earlier in the day. What the hell is wrong with this idiot? FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
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omglolydi 0
Today, I called my girlfriend on the way to the hospital after I had been mugged. She thought I was joking. When I asked if she would like to speak to the paramedic taking care of me, she called me a nuisance. I wasn't joking. FML
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
Wow, you are a jackass. I hope he dumps you.
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Comments (164)
blushinFML 0
A general rule in my relationship... I don't believe anything he says on April Fool's day... it's become a day of full-fledged war. :) OP: You're not a bitch, and if your boyfriend is anything like mine, I would have assumed the 'paramedic' to be one of his friends in on the joke.
nafiul93 0
todays not even April the first dum ho
x_eyebrows 0
You could not deserve that more. How idiotic.
Gsmith123 0
hey just wanted to say its not your fault i know all these people woulda done the same thing i hope your bf is ok and you stay together forever :)
rocker_chick23 27
I wouldn't have done the same thing. I would have been on my way to the hospital to meet the ambulance.
peidit 0
you are a female dog... you cant even trust your own boyfriend
nebjamin69 0
wtf is your problem....what a bitch. You really don't deserve him
Monty_Python 0
You owe him many blow jobs!
Gsmith123 0
ok so anyone that calls you a bad name is the thing they called you becuz they have never obviously been in love becuz no one can completely trust the person they love
nebjamin69 0
#58 how do you figure? If I don't fully trust someone why the hell would I "love" them?
mrstanfords 1
i'm gonna have to go with the crowd on this one ur a bitch