Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend ended our relationship. He called me from his mobile phone, claimed to be a trauma surgeon, and told me with a bad German accent that my "boyfriend" had been in a fatal car crash earlier in the day. What the hell is wrong with this idiot? FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
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omglolydi 0
Today, I called my girlfriend on the way to the hospital after I had been mugged. She thought I was joking. When I asked if she would like to speak to the paramedic taking care of me, she called me a nuisance. I wasn't joking. FML
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
Wow, you are a jackass. I hope he dumps you.
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Zoa_fml 0
Wow....you're like the worst girlfriend ever! Sorry but, I hope he dumps you!
Gsmith123 0
you guys are jack asses she probably feels like shit already
Green_fml 0
#6 hit the nail on the head. HE should be the one writing this FML because you're an idiot who deserved this. I can't believe you think people should feel bad for you after a dick move like that. I hope he dumps you... you're a bitch.
cyxx 0
Chill guys. OP should probably have believed him after the paramedic thing - but really, she just woke up, it's April Fools, this isn't exactly something that happens often ... for all you guys know, they play jokes on each other every April Fools. Yeah, it was a dumb move in hindsight, but not cause for her boyfriend to dump her or anything dramatic like that.
louisianagrrrrl 0
Wow to everybody who's saying she's a bitch you don't really know the situation. I know plenty of guys who are immature and would make jokes like this all the time, so I probably wouldn't believe them either if they called me on april fools day to say their getting mugged
footballcrazy24 0
some relationship u got there. hope he dumps ur ass
PepPlacid127 0
You should say exactly that to the father and 12 year old girl who went face to face with a big rig and lost their lives yesterday at the top of my street. >:(
Gsmith123 0
cyxx i f-ing love you (not really i got a gf) you f-ing rock
strangersdk 0
You're boyfriend calls you and you tell him to **** off? Even though it was april fool's, you still are a bitch. I hope he left you. FYL
Antman0110 0
you really deserved that one ignorance is bad mkay