Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of six years. She got mad at me, saying she is too young to get married and that I was trying to ruin her career. She is 32 and works part-time at a grocery store. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend took me to my favorite restaurant. After the main course, he knelt down and finally proposed to me. I was so happy, I almost cried. Until an old woman came over and said I was way too old for him. I'm three years younger than my fiancé. FML
Today, my girlfriend's 8-year-old daughter decided that I'm going to marry her mom and send her to an orphanage. I blurted out, "Marriage?! No one's talking about marriage!" Now my girlfriend is mad at me, and her daughter is still scared of me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend but she refused. Why? Because instead of asking her, “Will you marry me?” I asked her to “be my wife.” She flew off the handle because “my wife” suggests she would be mine, like ownership, like domestic slavery. I don’t want to marry her anymore; she’s nuts. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
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Top comments
Emmiii_fml 18
That sounds like a bad excuse. Maybe she's just not ready for that kind of commitment yet. It IS a pretty big deal. Hope you're both okay and that it won't ruin the relationship :)
guinea_pigs 9
Sounds like a textbook rejection excuse if you ask me. You may want to rethink wanting to be with someone that can't even be honest with why she doesn't want marriage.
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Comments (76)
Emmiii_fml 18
That sounds like a bad excuse. Maybe she's just not ready for that kind of commitment yet. It IS a pretty big deal. Hope you're both okay and that it won't ruin the relationship :)
cinamonkoko 15
or she could just be delusional... :/
americanafrican 32
definitely delusional. no question
IamHercules 24
Or she could be planning on killing her boss to steal his job.
Emmiii_fml 18
That turned dark real quick lol.
aforbiddendance 23
Maybe she's not so good at politely declining your proposal..
Stazza11 27
Being kind about it or not, she needs to rethink what she is doing with her life if she thinks a part-time job at a grocery store is a career and getting married will ruin it.
Garrett2818 21
She may be 32 but she sounds about as mature as a 16 year old.
CooperRage 13
16 year old girl would have screamed "OHMYGODYES!" and hyperventilated for 2 hours.
Kittyphysics 21
over a boy she met 2 weeks ago.
Zebediabolical 45
...on the internet.
cadillacgal79 32
.....with the username swagmaster2000
pwnman 33
...then he turns out to be 14
davincidasecond 24
...and hasn't gone through puberty yet.
Grenith 21
... and breaks up with less then a week later only to get 'remarried' to someone else.
mightycocoman 12
This is a good story.
rayman173 2
Bravo you guys actually made a better story than the FML. I enjoyed reading this, please entertain me more.
imwagdc 15
Sounds like she still has some things she needs to get in order
YaboyVinnie 21
Hey, if you look at the music industry of nowadays, part-time work at a grocery store seems like a legitimate career.
feelingold 18
At least she's not already married....
tomorrow89 13
Sorry buddy
xwendifferx 16
Some people just aren't ready for that big of a commitment. Hope you guys work it out!
annarcheer 19
maybe she thinks that's a top notch career! you never know!
Armygirl93 10
grocery store at 32? what a career!