Today, while I was working, someone came in and attempted to purchase GTA 5 with a medical marijuana card. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Gangsta
Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML
Today, my credit card got declined while I was buying anti-depressants. FML
Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML
Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML
Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML
SK8 OR DIE
Today, I asked a random guy at the skate park if he knew anyone who could sell me some weed. Turns out he was a parole officer. FML
Company policy
Today my job started requiring all transactions regarding cigarettes or alcohol to have the ID scanned before proceeding. There is no way yo bypass this function. I carded a 60 year-old man and his 40 year-old son who both yelled at me for 10 minutes. FML
Take it up with HR
Today, I got fired for failing a drug test for weed. My boss is the one who sells me weed. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, one of our regular customers came in and was telling me he bought an assault rifle. I told him not to go off his meds and shoot up the store, as a joke. Later, my manager told me that the guy is on antidepressants and was discharged from the military for being "mentally unfit." FML
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DocBastard 40
How high exactly do you have to be to make such a dumbass mistake? Or just how stupid? Or is there even a difference between the two? That's right. Come at me, stoners.
DFresh503 8
I've had drunk people hand me random stuff to pay for their goods (I'm a cashier at a minute mart) like receipts, club cards, business cards... I think in the moment people become oblivious to what they're doing. I'm sure it didn't help that the customer was most likely under the influence of ganja and excited to get GTA V. Why blame the medicine for stupidity, when stupidity is a much more common affliction?
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DocBastard 40
How high exactly do you have to be to make such a dumbass mistake? Or just how stupid? Or is there even a difference between the two? That's right. Come at me, stoners.
cdgrayson 21
I'm pretty sure that you'd have to be pretty stupid to get that high.
Keevarou 17
Or pretty high to be that stupid, whatever works for the person
DFresh503 8
I've had drunk people hand me random stuff to pay for their goods (I'm a cashier at a minute mart) like receipts, club cards, business cards... I think in the moment people become oblivious to what they're doing. I'm sure it didn't help that the customer was most likely under the influence of ganja and excited to get GTA V. Why blame the medicine for stupidity, when stupidity is a much more common affliction?
ColdplaySucks 18
I work at a parking booth and sometimes people will give me hospital appointment cards or other things instead of the ticket. I can kind of see how you'd make a mistake.
kinky44 28
Marijuana isnt medicine, if you really believe you need it then take liquid THC pills. THC is the only part that helps you
\ 28
DocBastard, our views are shared. I stand with you. And concerning weed, if it really does have "medicinal" properties, then why is it that everyone I know who smokes it has become a total failure? It is a DRUG that will slow you down and render you inoperable...
narkill 13
Jesus Indian, your like the A's only Chinese dad. Just because of what you've seen or Believe/ judged people enough, doesn't make you the deciding factor. But let's not go ahead and argue more.
littlekellilee 45
I'm in the chronic pain clinic, and they give out medicinal weed. I wouldn't take it, though I take oxy pills. When you're at a certain level of pain, it can render you just add inoperable. Medicinal weed is a lower dose than people use to get high because that's all they need, and it has the drug that helps in it, which most street weed doesn't anymore (making it more dangerous).
DFresh503 8
It makes me sad to see how much outrage calling weed medicine can spark up. But seriously, because everyone you know is a failure doesn't mean everyone who uses it is a failure. I know Vietnam and Iraq veterans who prefer to use cannibis than pills for PTSD, my uncle who has polio and MS literally can't move until he puffs. I'm not here on FML to change anyone's opinion, but maybe you should get more experience with it, and the people it helps, to help you better form your opinions
CallMeMcFeelii 14
29, there's also CBD in marijuana. That's really helpful to relax the CNS. THC is what more or less gets you high. It helps increase appetite for people going through some serious shit. My recently deceased friend had stage 4 colon cancer and hardly ate a thing. She stood around 110-120 at her prime, after chemo she was only weighing around 80-90lbs . Weed seriously helped her keep up with somewhat normal eating regimes, and also helped keep the food in her. Of course this was done illegally because of the state I live in, but I know for a fact it helped her. Marijuana may be a recreational drug for some, for others it's a major player in helping them do necessities such as eating and sleeping.
DocBastard 40
Booda_Shun - Our views aren't entirely shared. Marijuana DOES indeed have medicinal properties, and for some it's necessary. That said, most people I've seen who smoke do so for fun, and I've heard countless stories of people who get medicinal marijuana cards through illegal venues.
rockne93 17
Having smoked since age 15, and having attained a bachelors degree in finance, a masters degree in econ and working towards another masters degree in business information technology- I can only imagine what I could have done by 24 years old, had I not toked the devils lettuce.
kimg0885 23
I can use my medical card to buy stuff? Who knew? Well I'm off to buy that 80 inch tv I've so wanted!
pinkshirtbadman 15
I read the post as saying he was trying to use the card as ID, rather than using it as a form of payment. Not that that makes it much better, but depending on the store policy you may be able to accept it (as proof of age, not as payment), since it's likely a state issued ID with a picture and a DoB.
MichellinMan 20
I don't know, DocBastard. Does this make my comment look fat?
Cazz91 21
#41 - that's a new one I have not yet heard where I live. Lol, the devils lettuce... :)
kkillaj 5
I would take the deal I'd pay the money for his game if I got the card
Bobfromjanitoria 2
Are you high right now? There's the difference.
CamBamShamDaMan 26
Well ive never been that baked
mpsteve137 15
Ha if you could use it then that seems like a fair trade
WaffleKiller 8
^ there is definitely something wrong with that comment
mpsteve137 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'll have you know my comment has autism and you just made it cry. Way to go
iGottaFindBubbah 12
Educate yourself about Autism before throwing it around like that, jerkface.
WaffleKiller 8
Maybe try commenting some other day
chocolatefrog28 29
But did this really shock you?
silvercamaro 22
I mean obviously he was completely sober and simply pulled out the wrong card...right?
kaiyybee 10
Well, maybe he thought he could get a disability discount
mFUNdo21 17
desperate times call for desperate measures
jw90 18
Pretty damn stupid I think.
zeldagirl77 7
So, did you let him buy it?
Jeffo193 13
How would he make such a confusion? Does a medical marijuana card allow one to pay for marijuana, or was it just a business card for a marijuana dispensary? (I'm British, we don't have medical marijuana so i don't know how it works). OR was he just high off his **** and confused the card for money?
kelsey_loo 12
it pretty much works like a prescription. he is legal to smoke it and be in possession of pot to a certian degree.
Jeffo193 13
Ahh right, so the card is just to show he is legally allowed to have it?
seantn4 17
Pretty much
ExorcistParrot 11
In California, a person can get the medical marijuana card if they have problems that said drug could help, such as sleep apnea. The person then goes into a dispensary and can get it that way. Without the card, possession is illegal, but I'm not sure how that changes with the card.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Too much self prescription?
Racaro 3
Sounds like a good trade to me!
middlenamefrank 8
Sounds like he's been making good use of his prescription!