Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
If he gets accepted to Yale, burn his letter! What could go wrong?
Cheeley 17
Could be worse OP. He could have thrown YOU into the fireplace.
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Comments (185)
sikunt89_fml 16
As a WoW player.. I can say you got off easy, he was probably in the middle of a raid.. jeez. I'd have burnt all your clothes.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
And that's why you'll never get laid...
sikunt89_fml 16
And making assumptions is why you will never have friends. I have a boyfriend, I get laid regularly.
sukeforth 9
Some people just get really serious about that game. Youtube WoW freakouts and theres some really funny ones lol
icemand90 17
that's a euphemism right?
MeganLovesPandas 5
What kind of punishment is that? "Lol well time to go burn my sisters underwear. This will teach her." Someone needs a time out.
Megan639 16
All sarcasm aside, that was shitty of him.
yzzami 17
I cant help but feel theres something the poster is omitting.
bryan788 29
A bit extreme for the situation. If he is that obsessed with WOW then I am sure this the first time hes has touched a girls panties
TheNewGuy03 29
A grown-ass man shouldn't be behaving like that. I once had a roommate who didn't shower and literally *never* left the room because he was busy playing WoW. I eventually had him kicked the **** out. Different strokes for different folks, but as a gamer myself, you can't let the game(s) control your life.
DAN_THA_GR8 12
Lesson learned
lilacgold 16
Was he at least in the middle of something big? It's even more of a dick move if he was just hanging around in one of the peaceful places rather than in the middle of fighting a big ass raid boss...