Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
or maybe he wanted to find them ...
PryderPlayer017 5
At least now you got something to tease (or maybe blackmail) him with
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PryderPlayer017 5
At least now you got something to tease (or maybe blackmail) him with
JasonThorn 23
Save them to five different places, then text him with one of him in your panties with the message, "I hope you think my panties looked good on your ass, because I OWN IT NOW."
EmDizzle2007 28
bond with him.
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
or maybe he wanted to find them ...
alycion 39
My thought. I’ve done goofy pics after factory resetting my phone, before giving it to my sister before. I thought that was normal to screw with your sibling. He just took it to a new level of awesome.
mr_dinzaster 16
That’s super weird what the hell
Chris Cowperthwait 4
this isn't exactly an NFL situation, at worst you learned something about your brother you didn't want and at best you have some dirt on him to use later at your own discretion
BurnInDemonFire 39
I don't know, man. The Gronk may have a few skeletons in his closet.
Wadlaen 24
Well, now you know what to get him for his birthday😜
jbuckets_404 39
Well, now you can go shopping together at Victoria's Secrets!
childlessmother 16
Maybe that was his way of coming out to you?
Fickle 6
Embarrassing or not you need to talk to him about personal hygiene. Maybe talk to him about shopping with him. Might grow a tight bond. Good luck.
AmbrosiaFan 19
So be a good sibling and delete the photos from the old phone. OR talk to him privately to see if he wants the photos back. Support him. Oh and buy some for 'your drawer' but let him use.