Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
If he gets accepted to Yale, burn his letter! What could go wrong?
Cheeley 17
Could be worse OP. He could have thrown YOU into the fireplace.
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Comments (185)
aranda45 2
WoW means "World of Warcraft" as in the computer game. now does it make sense because it makes perfect sense once you realize what WoW means. hopefully i dont have to explain the rest
saf99me 16
wtf why are there so many YDIs?
01Ben21 10
Sounds like you need a new boyfriend!
cmb8280 24
... What?
SweetasCandy0609 28
boys and their toys.
Nephilim_Rose 1
You could teach him a lesson by running around the house in a short skirt. You'll get your revenge by scarring him for life and get your point across that it wouldn't be an issue if he hadn't burnt all your panties. On the other hand, this idea could drastically backfire, and you would be the one scarred for life.
cmb8280 24
That escalated quickly.
Kaizoku_fml 6
I would like to know *how* he was interrupted. There's a difference between telling some news and unplugging the computer. WoW is an online game after all, there is no pause. If you interrupt a main healer for instance you could potentially ruin a dungeon run for 40 people (or whatever the max raid size is these days) that has taken hours to prepare. Some people are passionate about WoW. Anyone who has spent thousands of hours on an MMO probably knows it's just "just a game" as some people claim. You make friends, you develop your character, you spend months building reputation as a skilled player in your guild to fight for that main tank/main healer spot, and then you get distracted when your guild is on the verge of downing a new boss for the first time... Still, there's no excuse for destroying property. A simple "**** off!" would've been more than sufficient.
nousernamesworks 12
That's how we Swedish people are.
profoundkisses 18
Yay for new undies!
djxerxes9000 18
One does not simply pause a Mmorpg...