Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
If he gets accepted to Yale, burn his letter! What could go wrong?
Cheeley 17
Could be worse OP. He could have thrown YOU into the fireplace.
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Comments (185)
sourskittle95 5
Well now you can get some new undies !
FluffyWizdom 15
haven't you seen enough of youtube videos of angry WoW players' reactions to their games being interrupted to know this was not a good idea ?
Dracoboxer357 36
15) No, but if someone can't control their shit over a Video Game, perhaps that's a sign they should unplug for a while....like, until maturity kicks in. :p
lilhellian 27
#18 You're describing almost everyone who play games under the age of 14...
firefighter925 18
#18 like omg they should
Dracoboxer357 36
22- Perhaps, but that's kinda the point, isn't it? Destroying other people's personal property because you had a temper tandrum over a game? No games for you then, if you want to act like that. :p And at 25? Really?? Time to seriously grow the **** up and figure out your priorities. Of course, this is just my humble opinion, please don't take any offense. :)
lilhellian 27
I say certain people should be banned from video games..
love_me_electric 20
I don't understand how people get so crazy about WoW. I had a character on my brothers account, got her up to level 40-something, and my brother deleted her for no reason. I was pissed for like a day, then forgot about it. I can't believe how seriously some people take this game.
jjmiller1001 17
or check into an institution
clemsi 20
#55 if we use your logic we would have to ban stupid people/and or people who blow things way out of proportion from driving, using the internet, or just interacting with people in general.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
99- Honestly, I'd be ok with that. Maybe I'm just cynical, but whatever.
CatchMe25 16
He just wanted you to stop conforming to social clothing options! Lol. Now go replace all of his underwear with kids underwear...since he insists on acting like one :)
Polynomial 28
Better make those diapers. ... Or wait, that would just solve his bladder/bowel interruptions. Never mind.
cbwjm 8
As a WoW player, I can confirm that his reaction was a dick move. Some people take the game crazy serious.
greenmen 12
U r wrong girl see me getting thumbs down
jackiemora 18
Lol, really mature. But what do you expect it's WoW.
Llamacod 11
A little maturity perhaps, he is 25 after all.
Ultimate_No 7
Let's all judge people by the video games they enjoy playing. They're a huge hint as to what kind of person they are. Obviously.
Llamacod 11
We don't judge by the game played but by the actions taken.
limitedition 25
F his life for having zero life & also having anger issues.
Llama_Face89 34
Hey some people prefer women who go commando.
ColdplaySucks 18
Addiction reaches an all time low...
firefighter925 18
Hey at least you didnt cancel his Wow account. cuz then you'd have to hide the remotes.
Llamacod 11
Huh??
Archay 13
74 it's a YouTube video of someone freaking out over there wow account being canceled
hayfayday 15
"Greatest Freakout Ever!"
anythingmustbe 18
In this case do not hate the game, hate the player...