Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML

Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML

Pissed

Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML

Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML

Dude, gross!

Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML