Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
If he gets accepted to Yale, burn his letter! What could go wrong?
Cheeley 17
Could be worse OP. He could have thrown YOU into the fireplace.
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Comments (185)
ultra_notorious 26
surprising that he actually took a break to do something else.
billh8er86 3
get some people who play wow and report him and have his account close that'll teach him
ariorb2 5
His First char was probably a fire mage and maybe you interrupted something big such as a fricking raid that takes over 4 hours to do, or maybe an really high mmr rbg, you gotta understand that the shit that happens on wow it's like a virtual version on yourself, you build your reputation in there, if an high mmr rbg or 40 man was iinturrupted i did be pretty pissed to and how did you interrupt? did you mess up his game play somehow, if you did i am not sorry for you at all and to all the non wow players this is not addiction, it's simplify dedication, sometimes there are players like him who are contacted from sponsors, and well there is alot of stuff that happens, yes you get sponsors for being really good at pvp in the tournament season, and if you do happen to wreck his computer somehow, you will regret it. and to casual gamers out there, there is a diffrence of you and someone who is devoted to a goal even in a game, this doesn't mean he doesn't have a life just means he was doing something important that instance that she interrupted.
Raum 19
154, you're an asshole and an idiot. I understand that gamers take their games very seriously, especially if they are sponsored. My best friend is a pretty serious gamer, so I understand that they're not "losers with no lives", as the sterotype goes. But interrupting a game is no reason to destroy personal property, ever. OP's brother sounds like a self-centred manchild with a hair-trigger temper and he owes her not only an apology for his irrational behaviour, but money to replace her underwear.
TOY4RUN 13
im assuming all the people that said you deserve it play WoW. lol that's just sad.
jakeydudey 13
Cancel his subscription... Wow freaks would consider this losing their soul...
ShannonBitt 29
Hopefully you had a pair on, so you could deal until you go shopping.
imanij10 5
Shouldn't have interrupted him
daydreamer244 13
reminds me of my brother...he'd do the same thing. I totally feel ya op. :'(
rinoa_fml 10
Did you wipe his raid?
chuckcloninger 12
Paybacks are a bitch if you do it right.