Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
If he gets accepted to Yale, burn his letter! What could go wrong?
Cheeley 17
Could be worse OP. He could have thrown YOU into the fireplace.
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Comments (185)
Flowsidon 6
He's obviously a high level pyro-wizard
Obey_StudBoii 23
Your brother is a f*****g douche. Get him back by putting all his clothes in bleach.
Dracoboxer357 36
37- I have a feeling the brother would just play WoW in his underwear. Better to just unplug and hide the hard drive until he apologies and pays for more undies. If he doesn't or acts like that again, you don't return it. He'll figure it out....or not. ;)
Obey_StudBoii 23
#52 Ha that is true. I would just burn the damn thing lol.
vbmg152 19
How dare you interrupt something so important!?! I hope you're making him pay for it cause underwear isn't cheap.
Polynomial 28
WoW. You should Horde all of his stuff from now on.
gunnerblaster 21
I'm a pretty hardcore gamer but even I know when to chill the hell out over a game. I say you take a strong magnet and run it all over his computer.
Polynomial 28
Underwear supply, $100. 25 year old virgins gaming PC, $2500. Watching him cry, prices. For everything else, there's water damage.
dilley86 4
Never come between a virgin and his prey.
UnluckyGenius 21
The brother should be posting soon "Today, while playing WoW, my sister interrupted me, causing three other party mates and I to die as I was the healer. FML"
1R1X0X0 10
That's passionate.
Tpracingkg 15
I bet that's the only time in his life he will get to see a girls underware
Llamacod 11
Underwear*
jesseinsb 6
clearly he has no life.
3rdbass 9
How do you defeat that which has no life?