Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Pissed
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Dude, gross!
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
If he gets accepted to Yale, burn his letter! What could go wrong?
Cheeley 17
Could be worse OP. He could have thrown YOU into the fireplace.
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Freethaawave 19
He was on fire and you interrupted! What do you expect!?
HowieDoIt 21
WoW, I don't know what you're talking about.
ApollosMyth 22
I'm assuming they changed the FML? Maybe I'm daft but I'm not getting your comment. >.
toughchick14 15
WTF?!?!? Does anyone get what this person is saying?
gc327072 31
FIRE, as in, a pun based off the fact that he put the underwear in the FIREplace. Good God you people are thick!
ApollosMyth 22
33, I took it in the literal sense that he was on "fire". I guess it passed over my head that they meant in the game..
waffule365 16
2 WoW fml's in two days crazy.
RpiesSPIES 27
#42 The other FML could relate to many different MMO's and was not specified. Not all online games concerning guilds and raids are WoW.
Caltech 12
actually not
Freethaawave 19
I thought FML commenters prided themselves on puns
cmb8280 24
Pun fail (SMH)
thatsdndn1 19
Lol why everyone who commented here have too many negative votes!!
theunbeatableram 3
5, it's world of Warcraft. And no, I don't play it in case someone asks.
HowieDoIt 21
If he gets accepted to Yale, burn his letter! What could go wrong?
lincolnkite 6
I just hope he doesn't play in the middle of the night. His raids wake me up.
Caltech 12
attitude and get into yale, correlation is equal to zero
Ali_Br_fml 33
& 17 years later, he can write an FML about it.
Llamacod 11
I highly doubt that a 24 year old from Sweden would have recently been accepted into Yale. Arguments are thus invalid.
CaptTeemo 10
Your doubt doesn't make it invalid, 69. People out of country can go to Yale.
lincolnkite 6
My friend from Norway is going there.
Llamacod 11
And your friend is also 24?
lincolnkite 6
She is almost 22 now as a Freshman due to how classes transferred and school systems.
theunbeatableram 3
I am sorry, I'm not that smart, but what the flying f*** is Yale.
lincolnkite 6
It is a somewhat prestigious university. People think quite a bit about it, but it is not my cup of tea to be honest.
wingedangel123 8
*her son
mock17 5
Why would you interrupt him
IAmJad 18
How do you know that it was intentional?
zandalee 20
Maybe she was trying to tell him about the tragedy that happened in Boston. For the love of God! He was just playing a game... My sincere sympathies for all of the victims ... Am so sad to watch this unfold. :(
IAmJad 18
I don't know why I got downvoted. I'll be doing laundry and the second I walk into my brothers room and he concedes a goal in FIFA I'll get a controller hurled at my head.
Kazenoe 24
If it was over something super trivial while he was about to get a world first Lei Shen hc kill... Then I'd understand. Still, why underwear? o.O personally I'd go for hair dye in shampoo
Razinbow 8
Why just your underwear?
Dracoboxer357 36
4- Why not? Makes as much sense as his reaction at all. ;)
death943 10
At least he didn't cut all of your bras OP
Airman1988 9
I have to say if I was pissed at my sister and was gonna burn her clothing, underwear wouldn't be my first choice. Then again I don't fancy handling my sister's underwear at all.
Zimmington 21
51- Good to hear after the FML from yesterday
UsernameHere234 13
OPs secret fantasy to get his sister in a room with no panties on duh.
gracehi 33
My guess is that he was angry enough to inconvenience her by destroying things she needs, but not angry enough to destroy things that were particularly important to her or that couldn't be easily replaced. Unless they were really expensive lacy Victoria's Secret type underwear, in which case he unleashed the furies of Hell upon her wardrobe.
Mossears133 15
Ever wear jeans with no undies? OP's brother is an evil (but still pretty immature) mastermind!
catlover5299 18
BURN THE PAANTS
Cheeley 17
Could be worse OP. He could have thrown YOU into the fireplace.
Llamacod 11
I would say that would be unlikely but then I remember how messed up societies around the world are and have to agree with you.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Um, you DO know 6 was joking, right?
spazz666 18
I'm wondering where someone who plays WoW so excessively that they get upset when they're interrupted finds the time to get offline and burn ALL their sibling's underwear. I suppose throwing her in the fire would be much faster, right? .. And less awkward
Julianne_sings 10
That's... very mature of him! Your parents must be proud.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I'm guessing her parents are pissed. I've bought panties and bras for a gift a time or two and they are anything but cheap.
Julianne_sings 10
#54, I'm guessing that her parents were pissed as well! I can't imagine that anyone would be proud of that incident, thus the sarcasm! My brother is 14 and my parents would be beyond pissed if he did that. I can only imagine what OP's parents thought about their 25 year old behaving in that way.
wannabesinger 16
That gives you an excuse to go shopping! Everyone could always use some new underwear!
shaww 28
You should turn it off next time... but hide all of your clothes :)
Razinbow 8
And anything else of importance.
mrwawa 8
That is the worst thing in the world of gaming, next to power outages.
Llamacod 11
Hiding all your clothes is the 2nd worst thing in gaming?
spazz666 18
...turning off the game is the 2nd worst thing in gaming. Hey, maybe she interrupted while his guild was fighting a boss and they all died because of her. I don't know, I'm trying to justify this here but it's not working so well.
olpally 33
Because that's a pretty reasonable reaction... It's just a game. Your brothers a dick.
ekb777 13
Just a game?? You know nothing of the world
rg350dx 29
..of Warcraft.
olpally 33
I do, I used to be a hardcore gamer, then I grew up. He's 25 ffs. I'm 26, he needs to control his emotions playing a game like that. That's just uncalled for.
olpally 33
118, prove it. If so, that's pretty ******* pathetic.
Okapi_fml 12
How is it pathetic? Many games nowadays are great stress relievers, have beautiful visuals, and plots and characters more in depth and intricate than most popular modern literature? I'm confused, by hardcore gamer do you mean you were unnecessarily aggressive and emotional when it came to games and then "grew up" up and learned to take it easy? Or that you played a lot of games and "grew up" and abandoned that hobby? Either way, I think the only thing that grew was your ego. Being a gamer isn't pathetic, acting like OP's brother is.
olpally 33
Yes I used to be like op's brother, but I wouldn't destroy my sisters stuff if they unplugged a game on me. Trust me, I have no ego. I still do play video games, just not as much. Her brother needs to learn that his behavior is completely out of line though.
Ambience138 11
It's WoW, you never interrupt someone who is playing WoW. It's number one on the list of unwritten gamer rules ffs.
Curtar2 18
so what did we learn?
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Rule of commenting: Remarking on another person being downvoted usually results in that person's comment being thumbed up, and your comment being thumbed down.
greenmen 12
Lovely experiment me more down than you