Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
If he gets accepted to Yale, burn his letter! What could go wrong?
Cheeley 17
Could be worse OP. He could have thrown YOU into the fireplace.
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Comments (185)
foxtrousers 14
So pawn the x-box and buy more underwear
happyunlucky 8
Brings a whole new meaning to "panty raid."
Chuckles48 1
I'm sure his computer or X-box is worth enough to pay for your replacement underwear.
legendxs 20
Don't EVER interrupt a human while he/she plays WoW!!! EVER!
soapmactavish82 8
Pour a big glass of water on his computer...while he's playing WoW
Jessssuhh 17
As a nerd and a female I can see both sides. That shit takes concentration! But womens underwear is expensive as ****. Pawning his computer/Xbox is totally unacceptable (unless you want to be murdered) so I'd nick his wallet and buy replacements.
viau 13
wow players are losers
hellslord 2
He was so freaking kind burning your underwear ONLY
cjlerch 29
So, why not do the same to him? He can live without WoW... And his computer...
Furia_fml 8
Well i would say that his reaction is okay depending on what he was doing on wow. As a pretty serious raider i would probably do something similar if i was finally about to down Garrosh in Heroic after 400+ wipes. Just sayin.