Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
If he gets accepted to Yale, burn his letter! What could go wrong?
Cheeley 17
Could be worse OP. He could have thrown YOU into the fireplace.
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Comments (185)
Zorrm 8
WarCrack kills.
lambda_fml 40
WoW
becca717 7
Girls: "Now you have a reason to go shopping!" Guys: "Never interrupt a guy while he's playing video games, YDI." hahahahaha.
meso222 8
Wait for him to go to the bathroom and delete ALL his gear, then grab the camera and watch it unfold.
ChakatBlackstar 29
Getting mad over a video game is understandable, but burning up all of a woman's underwear is crossing a line and is simply inexcusable.
Giluh 19
Drag that nerd outside and choke slam him into the dirt, then sell his WoW account!
whY402Jay 12
Sounds like something WoW freakout kid would do.
nyxiny 22
Your 25-year-old brother is a dick. What's wrong with saying "Not now! Busy!" while frantically mashing buttons?
NoFlippinWai 24
All is fair in love and Warcraft. WoW is srs biznes.
Grimnirwher9 21
Your brother may need professional help.