Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
If he gets accepted to Yale, burn his letter! What could go wrong?
Cheeley 17
Could be worse OP. He could have thrown YOU into the fireplace.
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Comments (185)
rawrmuffinsnom 18
Sounds like you should throw his method of playing WoW in the fireplace. He needs to find a new hobby.
OMJizzzle 2
Teehee
uranus411 2
Did he light them on fire or just get them covered in ashes
perdix 31
His guild was probably about to take down a raid boss, and you ****** it up. I'm sure he wanted to wake you up to tell you about it!
kaoszombie 6
I believe that this calls for a proper ass beating.
perdix 31
#72, if she gives him a thumping, she'll have to do all his chores while sleep-deprived. Haven't you learned anything? FML is very educational.
KiddNYC1O 22
Shit's serious...
MorganBrown 8
I get upset when people interrupt me while playing WoW myself hehe. But that sucks /: FYL
RoseBlack123 37
WOW is serious business
j_cat187 20
Was there an explosion?
AlexiAwesome 10
Wow.... Haha don't interrupt any gamer... EVARRRR.