Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
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Top comments
fsomelife 26
At least he was wearing something.
tacojauns 45
Soooooo, Thong, G-string. granny panties what are we talking about here?
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Comments (71)
TaiReiSi 12
Not sure which is worse....
gjikvtj 18
Yeah, the FML's situation or... the other thing
incoherentrmblr 22
The other question is did he have a boner?...
Wakachulak 22
Wonder what his friends are thinking... Wait, did they know they were OP's panties? That would really give them weird ideas!
ChevyRedneck85 13
At least it wasn't one of them new sausage holders that's floating around on Facebook
fsomelife 26
At least he was wearing something.
cakefete2 31
I don't think that it is better, actually. If he was going commando, then it would simply be that he got his pants pulled down.
garrett_8614 14
This reminds me of John Tucker Must Die
BadApple88 29
Akkkkwarrrddddd lol.....Time to hide your underwear
pistachiopanda 19
Or fill them with itching powder lol
abhi95 31
Aaand... What happens when OP wants to wear them? Great idea genius!
ShadowWhovian 14
Burn it
smokecloud_ 37
I think it's time to burn all of your underwear and buy some new ones. And maybe put a lock on your panty drawer. That's creepy.
MAD01502 20
I think some psychiatrist just found a gold mine..
purplehayes60 8
more like her brother
foxwasalamb 24
...what? did you even read...?
Godsofdracos 15
Unless he can't diagnose his issue in one sitting.
tacojauns 45
Soooooo, Thong, G-string. granny panties what are we talking about here?
airforce987 20
Details, details
WinterBlue42 22
That detail is something I don't think I really want to know. . *Shudder*
Fusion_Fear 14
Asking the important questions.
JustJumped 22
Time for a talk about boundaries
Earths_Venus 25
Replace all your underwear, and put a box of medication for a yeast infection/thrush in the top of the drawer.
cjwayy 22
Wow... Awkward family dinner tonight. Haha