girl on fire
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Anonymous
Crawley, United Kingdom
Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML
Ep1cF4ce
United States
Today, I was sleeping like a baby on our living room couch. My older brother and his friends lit my slippers on fire. While I was wearing them. They even took a video. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
NikkiiFireStarter
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
SadDad
Alexandria, United States
Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML
ILiveWithMorons
United States
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
That shirt is FIRE!
Today, my shirt caught on fire when I was burning paper for my ancestors at the cemetery. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML
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daniel271 13
Damn I thought that happen in movies only
_whyme_o 12
Do you look like an ant?
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Comments (78)
daniel271 13
Damn I thought that happen in movies only
potato_meat 12
This girl is on fireeeeeeee
Juliannb4 9
This chick is toast?
ashleyyyroseee 16
Little brothers do what little brothers gotta do. I have one as well and i know the tortures. You should probably hide your shirts...
khorstmye 15
Pretty sure OP was wearing said shirt at the time of the incident.
hersheykisses511 18
that's pretty damn epic.
Dave_Davington 34
There's only one reasonable response to this. Hold him down and shit in his mouth.
Indiantrolledd 16
Ay bruh what the ****
NoBookNoGood 14
There is enough of your fetish on the internet.
NYM88 26
That must've been one hell of a magnifying glass!
False_Stupidity 42
No, just an ordinary one will still set things on fire. I just hope OP was wearing something cotton since nylon tends to melt onto your skin.
NYM88 26
Is that you Sheldon Cooper?
caityyjaay 7
Ouch that would hurt
DMA0712 22
You know you've got to get him back.
_whyme_o 12
Do you look like an ant?
MsMedea 26
Hahaha!! I wish I could like this comment more than once!!
zahidnasir 22
YDI
Dick_diamond 22
I'd love to hear the logic for this one..
nomoreparty 11
His logic would be that as per Pisslam all women should stay covered and never get exposed to outside world...Taking nap outside would be a SIN.
Nilorak 24
Because op was wearing a shirt obviously...
egr12345 13
Sucks for you, but good for the kid! That's hard to do! Maybe next time should be on a non living target...
91hayek 31
WE JUST FIGURED OUT BLUES CLUES.