Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, I told my brother to piss off. He decided to do exactly that, from the balcony onto my lap. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML
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HowieDoIt 21
If he gets accepted to Yale, burn his letter! What could go wrong?
Cheeley 17
Could be worse OP. He could have thrown YOU into the fireplace.
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Comments (185)
nayib 10
One does not simply interrupt a WoW player.
SAgirl 23
You made a typo, you accidentally put a 2 in front of the 5.
ueio 2
Get back at him by deleting his WoW account lol
Zamie_k 7
you should never interrupt playing wow
Tiger9099 11
If it has a disk BURN it
onorexveritas 24
time to go shopping
ifuaskme2 2
But did he burn it? :)
alchemist27 13
WoW who would be that cruel
weirder_than_you 11
World of Warcraft is EPIC!!! I play and I'm a girl for Gods sake!
JACKxRAWR 22
Why do people actually do this kind of stupid shit? I love games as much as the next person and stopping in the middle of a play session can suck but you've got to be a special kind of asshole to even think about doing something like that.