Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Drunk hookup ends with a… bang
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
The horror...
Luton, United Kingdom
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
pootie
Miami, United States
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Anonymous
United States
Alarm
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
Anonymous
Rude awakening
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
embarassed
United States
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Anonymous
Fargo, United States
Classic mistake
Today, I woke up from a dead sleep needing to fart. The second I tried to push it out, I realized it wasn't wasn't fart. FML
pikachu
United States
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
P0wned
France
Ouch!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Top comments
SHAAAAAARK 1
Family Guy much?
Raina1122 0
WTF is wrong with that??!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (143)
possumisawesome 0
Its okay. My mum snores loudly enough to wake herself up sometimes.
original_angie 0
ahahaha funny but not fml.
Danzergirl1 0
This belongs on MLIA not FML
omgsome1helpme 0
I agree with number #74
pybwillrise 0
That's it??
City_at_war 0
Halive, gay does not mean stupid. Get a better vocab.
trillian_fml 0
in less it was a productive fart, i don't see what the issue is
wordgirl 0
trillian: "in less?" Really??? It's "unless." :/
trillian_fml 0
OMG I am so sorry for my mistake, I will never post again
Misty3242 0
This is funny. Why is everyone freaking out???
crizpy7 0
Yep, you are right, f your life, are you ok? Hopefully you will be! Seriously people are pathetic. Hey op, there was an earthquake in Haiti, that is a real fml. Go back to sleep, you no selling, no account waste of space. The only good thing is that you live in another country...nonetheless, you still deserve a good swift kick in your crooked, gnarly teeth.
The_Norwegian 2
Sounds equally sweet any way.