Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother's new kitten decided to bring me a gift as a sign of love. It was my pet hamster. FML
Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
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i_live2fly 0
OMFG that is one ****** up kid!!!!!!!!
steakpak 0
Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.
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i_live2fly 0
OMFG that is one ****** up kid!!!!!!!!
Guuurlplease 0
O.O Micheal myers!
hisbabygurl1 0
no shit lol!!!! they need to have him committed!!!!!
haleyisawsomee 0
omfg!!! tht is ****** up.. and kinda depressing
Youser 0
how is ops life ******?
ryguy997 0
NOW THAT is disturbing. RIP hamster! but seriously he needs profesional help before he hangs himself.
kennyFTW3fiddy 0
I would kill him rite on the spot
valley_dragon 0
he is going to kill another person someday. I call it.
mells105 0
XD exactly! OP has a serial killer in the making
LittleMissLady 0
Killing animals is a sign of a mental condition... That's how serial killers start. Get him a shrink... like yesterday. And don't get on his bad side!
semchuk 6
his brother needs therapy, and that's something that's totally not gonna get around to everyone's ears!
fuckyalol 0
-440 he should hang himself and make the world a better place
pedosmurf 7
Did he have one of those demonic laughs?
DisturbedDriver 0
Good thing this isn't being shown on youtube... Your brother needs to see someone. He needs counseling. It's not really FYL as much as this shows it's more FHL though I personally would've been slightly disturbed.
krazygirl100 9
those are the signs of a murderer
Yes_Im_Beast 0
Actually, it is a FYL. Because he is probably gonna kill someone in the family when they grow up.
Herropreez17 0
Poor hampster...
MegamiKaosu 28
or the whole family...
shiroun 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
EMO HAMSTER TO THE RESCUE! (well right after he hangs himself)
supertacowaffle 41
Don't insult emo's.
ShadowlessSpear 21
Quiet elmo.
SaintKiwi 0
FthehamstersL not yours... Unless you're next :O
JGirl113 6
today, my new owner hung me in his bedroom. fml -- hampster
unicorntrainerrr 4
I laughed hard at this
RustlingSoul 26
The hamster has no life to ****. :,(
moony_fml 0
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hahahaha
mrtnka 0
FYL for having such a brother. Maybe he needs therapy?
lesb_lv 0
Run!!! While u r not hanging from the ceiling...
lifeasweknewit 0
That's really sad and disturbing. Please take him to get help :/
steakpak 0
Ya, that's gonna be a little problem. Most serial killers have a history of harming animals as children. You should seriously seek some professional help for him.
biwinning88 1
I was thinking the same thing... sounds like he's the next Ted bundy! that's just scary I would be horrified.
PlasticShark 0
Whatever you do, don't allow him to get your neck measurements.