Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Drunk hookup ends with a… bang
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
The horror...
Luton, United Kingdom
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
pootie
Miami, United States
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Anonymous
United States
Alarm
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
Anonymous
Rude awakening
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
embarassed
United States
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Anonymous
Fargo, United States
Classic mistake
Today, I woke up from a dead sleep needing to fart. The second I tried to push it out, I realized it wasn't wasn't fart. FML
pikachu
United States
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
P0wned
France
Ouch!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
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SHAAAAAARK 1
Family Guy much?
Raina1122 0
WTF is wrong with that??!
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Comments (143)
Person1233 13
OP you're on the wrong site. When the fart gets you unemployed, then you can post here.
addictedtoitnow 0
I am wondering if my husband posted thi bc I woke up to his very LOUD fart this morning!!
epoh_fml 0
me too, OP! lmao
change_we_need_fml 0
okay. def not an fml.
X0WestyX0 0
ok idc if this is not really an FML its just ****** hailirous!!!!!!i also can't spell -_- lol XD
sohierocks 0
wow that is all im going to say.....actually not.....how in the world does that happen?! It must have been 1 big fart!!!!!!!!
sohierocks 0
wow...that is all im going to say...well actually not...how in the world does that happen???!!! That must have been 1 huge fart!!!!!!!!!!!
fuzz97 23
eat fewer beans then
TruleighSadistic 0
aww! dont feel to bad.. ive done it.. damn those yummy meals that make me gassy.. but i did it n woke up not only myself but my girlfriend who was lying next to me.. thankfully she thought it was cute
9010649 3
more like an MLIA...