Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Drunk hookup ends with a… bang
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
The horror...
Luton, United Kingdom
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
pootie
Miami, United States
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Anonymous
United States
Alarm
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
Anonymous
Rude awakening
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
embarassed
United States
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Anonymous
Fargo, United States
Classic mistake
Today, I woke up from a dead sleep needing to fart. The second I tried to push it out, I realized it wasn't wasn't fart. FML
pikachu
United States
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
P0wned
France
Ouch!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
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SHAAAAAARK 1
Family Guy much?
Raina1122 0
WTF is wrong with that??!
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Comments (143)
butlerreid 0
hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!! that's hilarious. seriously, who the **** let's that get on?
anela_fml 0
Beano before and there'll be no gas
SpyderMonkee 0
A real FML would be: Today, I woke up from someone farting on me. I live alone and sleep alone.
WorkThatButt 2
Women fart?
deevosee 0
you suck.
lilyanx3 0
how is this an FML?
DzNutz619 0
short and sweet, thanks for the laugh
evilkid42 0
funny but how is it a fml
tj41567 0
hey retards 60% of ur gas comes out wen u sleep cuz u hold it in when ur awake go look it up it's not cuz of beans but this fml suks
fmlurlife 0
this is an amazing fml'