embarassed
United States
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Beach body
Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replied, "You farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML
pootie
Miami, United States
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
kingkobrastrikes
United States
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML
Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Anonymous
Drunk hookup ends with a… bang
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
irulan
London, United Kingdom
Single shot
Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML
Anonymous
Fort Worth, United States
Threat Neutralized
Today, I farted so loudly in my sleep that it woke myself, my husband, and our cat. The cat let me know he was startled by clawing and biting the perceived threat, my bum. FML
The horror...
Luton, United Kingdom
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
Top comments
FriskyTaco 0
that's why I always wear my buttplug when I go out...YDI for not wearing your buttplug
ceddyz17 10
aww party pooper ")
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FriskyTaco 0
that's why I always wear my buttplug when I go out...YDI for not wearing your buttplug
RavenRacing 3
I couldn't help but laugh my ass of at this.
Daerauko 0
lol unless it was so strong you launch it across the room (assuming you wore a dress and no undies)
sterlingarcher 1
hahaha win!!
chickunkey 0
Jesus Christ. Don't even joke about buttplugs!! My best friend was instantly killed by a buttplug after it had been launched from the ass of some ****** who had been wearing one.
Daerauko 0
heh bet that wasn't an open casket funeral
chickunkey 0
No, it was in fact an open casket funeral. We had to show the world the harm that buttplugs cause. It's what jumpstarted our anti-buttplug campaign.
Daerauko 0
butt-plugs don't kill people, Cans of baked beans do!
Ukeee_X 19
Calling the police, woo woo woo!
xtacticalswarmx 0
Epic win! lmao
Heather_x0x0 6
best comment ever!! hahaha WIN!!!
flickyourbic1223 7
20- Anti Butt-plug Campaign? So that's what the abc's are really about. It's an anonymous support group. Brings new meaning to knowing your abc's backwards!
Yaen 18
I hope this is a joke... o.o
awesomeloser14 0
only 9.99!!!!!!!!! Butt plugs keeps you from farting and ******** on your self!! so go buy!! warning: this product does not keep out from pissing on your self. caution: butt plugs can kill people so while wearing butt plugs please wear underwear or pants so not to hurt people. BUTT PLUGS ONLY 9.99!!!! GO BUY!
BWill9014 4
lmfao
leeshxx 3
butt plug jokes, AGAIN??
pimplayer 0
is a buttplug a penis? ur inventions are like that of the teacher from southpark. u know that "car" where the seat goes up your butt and another in your mouth lol
qaddodi 4
it's called "it" and the episode's name was "entity" hilarious.
s3xymoma 1
haha wow.
mjeter86 3
omg!!! lmfao!!!!
Carpy 8
A normal alarm clock would work just fine.
born_hustla 26
lmao
eddieyes 0
I hate any types of alarms, needless to say fart alarm
ImaWiseGuy 5
ydi, for going to a lame ass party that was being quiet enough to hear you fart to begin with....
Yaen 18
Being quiet doesn't make a party lame.
ImaWiseGuy 5
in my standards it's does, if people are just chillin around kickin it, I wouldn't classify that as a party....
maa_rico 4
the republican party?
RaineLee 5
I agree with 38.
esu 5
maybe it was just thattt loud
Infamous_Hawk 6
Sharted?
EmoGiana 0
Wow. That's like my FAVORITE saying.
leeshxx 3
then you need some new sayings, seriously you often use the phrase sharted? wow
sematariux 7
wow 65 ur just downing everything huh?
TheNinjaBuffalo 0
69- Yeah, she's a real Debbie Downer. I bet she's just mad because this has happened to her, or was her own post.
leeshxx 3
I'm "downing" on things that aren't funny or pathetic. Debbie downer really? and if it were my post it would have my name on it and I would have a pretty ribbon on my comments. sorry to burst your bubble lovely
twatsticka 0
bitch lol
aquariusangel420 0
Y'all are all assholes she was just expressing her opinon that she didn't like it! Ya'll are just mad that she didn't find the stupid comment funny GROW UP DUMBASSES SMH
nickdunbar 8
25- u mad?
igoteffed 0
(sing to the chorus of we'll all float on) And we'll all troll on okay And we'll all troll on alright already we'll all troll on alright. seriously trolls calm down.
leeshxx 3
thankyou 87
OhhDamnnnnn 3
its float
chevonfinley 8
no shit. it was a joke. :,^
Snodes 0
I thought girls didn't fart
Death_From_Above 0
why would you even think about falling asleep at a party you buzzkill!!!
yohooooooo 5
that's what I was thinking. like what was it a party for 6 year olds?
Fx13mz 7
I remember an FML just like this...
ceddyz17 10
aww party pooper ")
maximum408 0
party sharter?
trvt 0
lmfao
quadder 0
must have been a boring party, people were probally looking for an excuse to leave and you gave them one
jayfish7 0
exactly what I was thinking.
anabuddy123 10
FYL OP
badbe 0
this sounds the same as a fml I read
Andrewlostnow 3
were was the music!! are you it was a party?