Today, after 5 and a half years, my boyfriend had spent months talking about proposing before the end of the year. He'd picked out a ring, told all his friends, and couldn't stop talking about our future. He then dumped me over the phone out of the blue. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
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Today, I thought my boyfriend of six years was going to propose to me. We're high school sweethearts and he was my first. Just as he was looking into my eyes he said, "I've been seeing someone else for two years and I'm choosing her over you... it was a tough decision." FML
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RichardPencil 32
What's really going on? Did you "trust a fart," get pregnant by your friend's fiancé or did you not stay thin enough for him? We need more 4-1-1
Binks Jones 3
sounds like he suddenly got massive cold feet about the commitment he was going to make
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
What's really going on? Did you "trust a fart," get pregnant by your friend's fiancé or did you not stay thin enough for him? We need more 4-1-1
Binks Jones 3
sounds like he suddenly got massive cold feet about the commitment he was going to make
Brightside86 31
Probably just met someone else, it happens.
JasonThorn 24
Take some solace in the fact that you're not the only one he's going to have to explain himself to, OP...