Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Drunk hookup ends with a… bang
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Alarm
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
Rude awakening
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Classic mistake
Today, I woke up from a dead sleep needing to fart. The second I tried to push it out, I realized it wasn't wasn't fart. FML
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
Ouch!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
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SHAAAAAARK 1
Family Guy much?
Raina1122 0
WTF is wrong with that??!
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Comments (143)
arp87 0
nice
beam_babe 0
stupid, this is not fml,
Gigem 0
Lmao
xspanishxkidx 2
funny stuff
Spandexhero 0
You're right. This is an FML. F Your life for being a complete retard and thinking your life is ****** from this.
FMLTroll420 0
hey if this happened to u in sure u would wanna tell the world
calok 0
ok this happens to other ppl it may be funny and embarrassing if ur lover is next to u but it doesn't **** ur life, now if u shit ur pants at the same time then ya thats a FML moment
dreamer13 0
# 1 this happens to be a fml cuz it's like oh crap I'm hopeless or whatever.
epound28 0
I don't consider this a bad thing at all.
dave3030 0
lol I think its hilarious,,,, but not a fml