Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Drunk hookup ends with a… bang
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
The horror...
Luton, United Kingdom
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
pootie
Miami, United States
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Anonymous
United States
Alarm
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
Anonymous
Rude awakening
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
embarassed
United States
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Anonymous
Fargo, United States
Classic mistake
Today, I woke up from a dead sleep needing to fart. The second I tried to push it out, I realized it wasn't wasn't fart. FML
pikachu
United States
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
P0wned
France
Ouch!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
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SHAAAAAARK 1
Family Guy much?
Raina1122 0
WTF is wrong with that??!
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Comments (143)
AkashPatel 0
loosen up it's funny
love2bu 0
why do we need to know that you have really loud farts? how is this even an fml? huh? answer that for me? you really are a sick retard..me reading that fml was 2 seconds i will never get back..thanks alot..
kaycee_lynn 0
shut up @sshole , you just would of wasted those two seconds beating off , if you can even last that long. It's funny. Laugh about it , don't post a mean comment if you don't like it , just don't comment it at all.
love2bu 0
lol
love2bu 0
beans, beans there good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart!!
HeeeB21 0
dude you woke up bcuz your fart was so loud it woke you up. how loud was that shit
KurouTenshi 0
LOL WTF?! xD okaaay
1234512345cj 0
lol
tekinzdudez 0
hahaha this isn't a good fml, but it's still funny XD
desbest 0
IT MUST HAVE BEEN BLOODY LOUD!
picturescrazy 24
This should be on MLIA. I did find it funny though.