Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Drunk hookup ends with a… bang
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
The horror...
Luton, United Kingdom
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
pootie
Miami, United States
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Anonymous
United States
Alarm
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
Anonymous
Rude awakening
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
embarassed
United States
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Anonymous
Fargo, United States
Classic mistake
Today, I woke up from a dead sleep needing to fart. The second I tried to push it out, I realized it wasn't wasn't fart. FML
pikachu
United States
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
P0wned
France
Ouch!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
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SHAAAAAARK 1
Family Guy much?
Raina1122 0
WTF is wrong with that??!
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Comments (143)
LandyPants 0
this is hilarious. but its not an fml. goddammit.
Sonalis 9
more like an MLIA
Team_Buffy 0
FYL for being so petty to think that this counts as a FML
Maamoun 0
lmfaoooooo
ihateuall 0
mote of an MLIA, but this is NOT fake, i did it myself. its not only the sound, you know.
blazingman311 1
If you were a dude, this would be on MLIG.
skyeyez9 25
my dog's farts sometimes wake me up they smell so bad. One night I made him leave my room and I shut the door. Five minutes later I start smelling his farts again. he was sleeping in the hall, but his butt was against the door, the smell was rolling in thru the space between the door and floor. I had to roll a towel and put it against the bottom of the door. No more pigs ears for him!
The_Norwegian 2
loool
2In1girl 0
Wow, everyone complaining its not an Fml. Yet so many real fml's have unsympathetic comments complaining that it's not funny. This one is funny, and real (i've done it) and if it was at, like 3 in the morning, then it sucks. All the makings of a true Fml. OP, hope you got back to sleep. :D
mortegataco 2
lol
Halive 0
This is just gay. Not funny, but gay