Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Drunk hookup ends with a… bang
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
The horror...
Luton, United Kingdom
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
pootie
Miami, United States
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Anonymous
United States
Alarm
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
Anonymous
Rude awakening
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
embarassed
United States
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Anonymous
Fargo, United States
Classic mistake
Today, I woke up from a dead sleep needing to fart. The second I tried to push it out, I realized it wasn't wasn't fart. FML
pikachu
United States
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
P0wned
France
Ouch!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Top comments
SHAAAAAARK 1
Family Guy much?
Raina1122 0
WTF is wrong with that??!
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Comments (143)
chasin_butterfli 0
and?
lmtlmt 7
Yea exactly and? This is by no means an FML, its not even funny in the slightest
omnistryder 0
don't litter FML with this nonsense please
RevengeOnYou 0
Sounds fake. No normal human being can wake up in their own farts. If so, then your on the world record for the loudest farts :]
Hot_Gurl4556 0
I agree with won just live with it man
Ajjas013 6
Oh no, you'll never be the same.
Misty3242 0
WhooAaa relax! Y do u think it's nonsense
bboi68 0
WTF #1 how is this an fml happens to me all the time
kaycee_lynn 0
It's obviously not nonsense if the site approved it. Apparently they want stuff like this to be posted.
nood_fml 0
I'm calling an mlia on this one
Danielt104 6
Well, you don't deserve it. You can't help a fart, but not really FYL either. Go post this on MLIA.
Talksyic 0
The first thing I thought when I read this was that it sounded like something that would be on MLIA. This is by no means an FML moment.
xesyeso 0
lmfao ahahaha
Zamax 0
This is exactly why there should be one of the following buttons: 1.Who gives a ****? 2.So? 3.Your point is? 4.And? Take your pick.
DonkeyDelight 0
And this has had a huge impact on your life?
FarSide 23
I guess we all have a Cross to bear in life...
amy4423 0
ewww!!
gomego87 0
WTF it happens to you all the time? --> someones cool.. -.-
PottentialFML 0
maybe it smelt like sperm and it turns out he got raped last night by some gay dude
kaycee_lynn 0
@sshole .
fickendichdu 0
#64. Gere is your FML said won instead of one and people noticed noticed on FML.
fickendichdu 0
Then I screwed up too damn. FML
zen_fml 0
happens to me all the time. i just feel better and go back to sleep :)
metalhead256 0
hey 97 this is a stupid fml and you know it so don't try to defend it
jon_fylxD 0
how is this an fml?
masri_fml 0
seriously haha how is this an fml?!?!?!?
youdidwhatnow 0
It could be an fml if the OP woke up because they sharted. Other than that it's not.
9x_Periwinkle_x6 0
this made me laugh... lmao
ZleveL 0
OH GOLLY your life is ****** becuase your excretory system was doin it's job! Oh Noes! what are you gonna do now? GAY
Zills 0
#52 ftw
SHAAAAAARK 1
Family Guy much?
AshliBaby16 0
it does sound familar doesn't it.?? what happened to being original...
iCrazie 0
lol my uncle was sleep one day farted loud as hell and woke himself up. a lot funnier when your their.
Raina1122 0
WTF is wrong with that??!
trini_gal171 0
^ exactly what I was going 2 say
carrotpuke 0
i love it when that happens
samcody96792 0
ew gross.
setsuna17 0
americuzz 8
haha that happened to my bro too. it was FUNNY !!
LOL97_fml 0
fart in yer sleep? ew much?!
NeonWar__ 0
LOL are you a robot or something?
pompompom_fml 0
he can't hear it so he think he doesn(t do it
Amandaax 0
eww that's not a fml ;S
TutorialBoy101 0
lolage
Goople 0
cutt off the beans or use a cork
Vehicle 1
Who cares? Stop eating bean burritos before bed. Wow. Retarded.