Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Drunk hookup ends with a… bang
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
The horror...
Luton, United Kingdom
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
pootie
Miami, United States
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Anonymous
United States
Alarm
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
Anonymous
Rude awakening
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
embarassed
United States
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Anonymous
Fargo, United States
Classic mistake
Today, I woke up from a dead sleep needing to fart. The second I tried to push it out, I realized it wasn't wasn't fart. FML
pikachu
United States
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
P0wned
France
Ouch!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
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SHAAAAAARK 1
Family Guy much?
Raina1122 0
WTF is wrong with that??!
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Comments (143)
rollursk8r 0
oh you poor thing!
suckstosuck84 0
you can't fart in your sleep it's physically impossible
xXEurekaXx 0
worthless
tradada 0
I can't fart in my sleep. I have to fart copiously upon waking up. FML
headphone84 0
fk you!
xdeathangel771 0
oi!
YungMarlon23 0
wow... yea kno i'm bout th 10th person sayin this, but wut's wit somone makin an fml out of somthin from family guy?!???!?
kyarush 10
rough
skylar98 0
this is not a frikin fml, stop putting junk on this
btgymnast 0
what kind of fml is this???? how old are we now wow