The horror...
Luton, United Kingdom
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Anonymous
Drunk hookup ends with a… bang
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
pootie
Miami, United States
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
embarassed
United States
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML
Wow
United States
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
Gassy and sassy
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML
Anonymous
Rude awakening
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
Top comments
whatarethisss 23
Sometimes I wake myself up by snoring and look around to see who was snoring and then realize it was me.
WinterChild 20
Hopefully they have a good sense of humour. If they don't, your boyfriend should have said it was him to save you some embarrassment.
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Comments (55)
chicken_dip 22
Farting is natural. Everyone does it and if they judge you for it then screw them
mjmaher81 5
That's true. Maybe this is getting to know them better!
Ichiya 29
I think she may already be screwing the boyfriend.
Badkarma4u 17
Girls don't
kfchicken 31
the worst part is probably the embarrassment of doing that inforont of her bfs family not the being judged part. well this is gonna make one hell of a family memory
freya1998 23
that sucks! let's hope they didn't here it (or thought it wasn't yours haha)
higgysaurus 18
You are very optimistic.
laurbear87 8
...and very good at spelling
AScooterman 12
If they can't handle that believe me you don't want to be with him
emilyjgraham 34
I would never want to fart into of my other half's family! Everybody does it but it is kind of embarrassing. OP hasn't even told us their reactions so how can you say she shouldn't be with him because she finds it embarrassing to fart in a car full of his family??
KavanLavi 12
On the plus side, at least you didn't shit your pants. They can just roll down the window.
WinterChild 20
Hopefully they have a good sense of humour. If they don't, your boyfriend should have said it was him to save you some embarrassment.
whatarethisss 23
Sometimes I wake myself up by snoring and look around to see who was snoring and then realize it was me.
heywhatsuphello9 2
Happy birthday!
whatarethisss 23
Thanks :)
jessicadani 18
This is now my favorite comment ever (:
richardmosqueda 14
What a shitty situation.
HappyItalian 38
And the award for the most overused FML pun/sentence goes to...
Zarcissa 34
...almost every third FML commenter.
richardmosqueda 14
Someone had to say it.
proudsock 17
no, they didn't. silence is golden.
wobbly1 16
And duct tape is Silver
ADBurns 22
Brilliant OP. I'm crying. Thanks for making me feel happier. Sorry for your situation though but still... You have to laugh :)
RickySleeves 20
Yeah right. Girls don't fart.
jkzr555 10
Maybe you dreamed it?