Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds of dollars to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelled at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she planned on spending a few more months freeloading off me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend, who had begged me to buy them a plane ticket after being stranded overseas, blocked me. They didn't even use the ticket. FML
Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML
Today, I maxed out my credit card trying to help a friend of over 19 years to go see her family for Christmas, only to find out she changed her mind and doesn’t really want to go. I can’t return the bus tickets, and she’s mad at me. FML
Today, I discovered that the five-star meal that my friend treated me to last night was actually meant to be repayment of the $200 I loaned her last month. I needed that money for bills and she refuses to give me another cent. FML
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my friend. It wasn't until I got there that I realized I'd come on the wrong day. Her flight arrived yesterday, so that explains her radio silence for the past two days. I just thought she was in transit, but turns out she's pissed at me and wants me to pay for the Uber ride she had to take home from the airport. FML
Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML
Today, I generously paid for my best friend to go to an event she's wanted to see her whole life. Instead of thanking me, she brought her children and made me pay for them too, complained that I hadn't chosen the seats she wanted, then blamed me when she got on the wrong train back to her hotel. FML
Today, I listened as my ridiculously wealthy friend excitedly rambled on and on about her latest shopping trip. This is the same friend who owes me £150, and accused me of being insensitive for asking her to repay it at some point. FML
Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML
Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her Facebook status said, "Pointless day, gone to bed." FML
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Top comments
ChenEighty 20
Well now it's a "Get the hell out of my house already" present. Dual use achieved.
loloalltheway 23
How ungrateful!
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Comments (41)
ChenEighty 20
Well now it's a "Get the hell out of my house already" present. Dual use achieved.
Hiktmae 20
The friend definitely deserves that ticket home now.
poloy325 9
What a bitch
loloalltheway 23
How ungrateful!
Dlzq 22
What a bitch. I'd kick her out..
Welshite 40
Her name must be Squidward.
es3508 16
It's time to pull out the alphabet soup
cwrocker 14
Then take her jellyfishing
silvercamaro 22
Take a vacation and kick out your "friend" for free.
movaa 11
Kick her out , and most airlines have some sort of exchange or refund policy. I would look into that ! maybe use the money to buy yourself a Christmas present ;)
Madrias 36
Refund the plane ticket, then throw the ungrateful bitch out. "Find your own way home! You come back here, I'll press charges for trespassing."
Ichiya 29
Or kill her its my go to response to bitchyness
charliewhippet 9
She is not your friend.
MzZombicidal 36
Well I'd be sure to let her know that her attitude won't fly around here! She can get the hell out and start providing for herself. Also, you're an extremely sweet friend, OP.