Today, I realized that the only reason my boyfriend has been coming over to hang out at my house for the past two months is because my little brother has an N64. I have become a third wheel to their mario kart dates. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML
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Top comments
dacho 7
Don't underestimate the power of Mario! And you're obviously no Princess Peach.
SHAAAAAARK 1
N64 is obviously better than you.
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Comments (134)
BlueTwist89 0
Ok..tell him he can't use it.
theluckygirl28 8
lol @ third wheel refference
YeahFMLxX 0
just because he finds a N64 more exciting than getting into it with you, doesn't mean you have the right to shit talk Mario Kart.. Oh buy the third wheel reference was quite Punny.
jair_lhao 0
your bf has good taste in games lol my n64 broke :( hey let's go out so I can play with your brothers
Shystai 0
For all of the idiots who side with her boyfriend; your idiots. Her bf is using her. OP, dump him.
tiancai 0
Unless he has some shitty 10 year old computer, tell him to download a N64 emulator and games, and play them at home. Although, if he was only using you for the N64, he'll probably dump you after giving him this idea.
Secret_Fire_King 0
Pretty simple, OP.. You gotta end their friendship.. They shouldn't like eachother in the first place.. Tell your boyfriend to go into your bedroom to sex you up.. And your brother should start hating him..
summer16 2
what does OP stand for?
boatkicker 5
Original Poster
jpest17 5
but dude, it's Mario kart!!!
gobbledegook 0
n64 and not wii, ps3, or xbox?
Sooner_Or_Later 0
hahah word!
actress5698 1
how do you still haveva 64
icall_BS 0
Simple solution: Go topless. If that doesnt work.. maybe theres a reason why he plays with your brother and not you.
Goochimus 0
dude! your bro has a N64!?! wanna go out I mean you won't even have to drive I'll come to your place errday!
gomie 0
Best console ever !
Tempsey 0
63 How does an N64 even break?!
jujujube 0
first :D wats your boy frenfs age
jessxoxo28 5
haha no ur not :D
packerboy1280 0
WHO cares. o ya u obviously do...fag
Goochimus 0
81 you suck haha you care obviously if your taking your sweet time to complain you liberal hahaha
Firetroop 0
Reminds me of that post, forgot where I heard it. "No one cares about online threats. Winning a fight online is like winning the Special Olympics. You won, but you're still a retard"
drumsetmaniac77 0
wow
Fr0gg13 0
can I say antique game console? F ur bros L
Towelie_31 0
lol thats what i was thinking, **** this girls problem, your brothers still playing an N64
jesca212 0
those were the best ones! don't hate!
nurgletr0n 0
n64 is hands down the best console. it definately is better than most of the garbage that is out now.
nazooer 11
Game boy is the bestt..
afarr 0
Word
Zills 0
you're my hero
Goochimus 0
SUPER SMASH BROS!!!!
ZleveL 0
vigilante 8!
gomie 0
Best console ever !
srd3 0
4th lol well u cant hate on vvideo games
ginob 0
snicker
AVainAttempt 0
fail :(
SHAAAAAARK 1
N64 is obviously better than you.
Vehicle 1
and he's your boyfriend....why??
dacho 7
Don't underestimate the power of Mario! And you're obviously no Princess Peach.
Emobuddy 4
Agreed!
Zitroaneleh 0
YDI for putting up with it. Dump the Zero and find your Hero.
youdidwhatnow 0
Guitar* hero.
TheLetterZero 7
That'd be even better!
perdix 31
Maybe if you played with his Wii a little more, you'd give him a different reason to come.
anela_fml 0
I agree give him more of a reason to stay
div01 2
^^^^ win.
ayamefan13 16
perdix, your comments are always awesome. XD
TheLetterZero 7
Oh look, a Wii joke that has been made thousands of times in the past. How original and funny! ...scratch that, pathetic and lame.
perdix 31
It seems like some people like it. Anyways, even if it is lame and pathetic as you say, it is still funnier than anything you have ever contributed. Your insults suck almost as bad as your comments. You may just want to hang up your keyboard and be merely a spectator.
rockediny 0
I liked it