Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Drunk hookup ends with a… bang
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
The horror...
Luton, United Kingdom
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
pootie
Miami, United States
Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML
Anonymous
United States
Alarm
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
Anonymous
Rude awakening
Today, I was woken up at 4 in the morning by my boyfriend farting on my leg and giggling in his sleep. For the third time. FML
embarassed
United States
Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML
Anonymous
Fargo, United States
Classic mistake
Today, I woke up from a dead sleep needing to fart. The second I tried to push it out, I realized it wasn't wasn't fart. FML
pikachu
United States
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
P0wned
France
Ouch!
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
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SHAAAAAARK 1
Family Guy much?
Raina1122 0
WTF is wrong with that??!
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Comments (143)
love2bu 0
why the hell is this considered an fml?
smirfluv92 0
88 is right!!! f your life..... WTF are you gonna do....... I got it, how about go back to sleep then wake up and live your life as you were before!! no interruptions!!
dugumit 0
been there done that.
dzerzhinsky 0
YDI for living in Blackpool
PhillyFox 0
Oh boo hoo. Your life is really ****** now.
blackberry8462 0
I thought it was funny....
kaycee_lynn 0
jeese , why does everyone have to be so mean ? This site is supposed to make people feel better and give them a chance to express their crappy day , and maybe share a laugh. If you don't t think it's a FML then don't comment it. Move on to the next one. I personally thought it was hilarious and i enjoyed reading it(:
FarSide 23
I feel better when I sarcastically criticize someone else.
saranottelling 7
My dog gets woken up by his farts all the time. (Mostly by the horrible smell, not the sound.) He alway gives me the "You Bitch" look- like I farted... I didn't fart! I'm not blaming it on him! I swear... *shifty eyes*
amore7danza 0
why do I get the feeling that a girl posted this...
skylord_fml 0
did ur neighboors wake up too