Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
The book of revelations
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Caught
Today, I attempted to snoop around my daughter’s room, because I suspect her of having sex with her boyfriend behind my back. Hoping to find the evidence, I went to her room as soon as she left for school. Turns out she rigged her bedroom door. With glitter. Uh oh. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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limeyemilyy 0
Rewrite some of it to freak her out
zcheema17 0
Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...
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perdix 31
The freaky part is writing down these fantasies and saving them. When I was in high school, this loser named Larry would write these filthy stories about the hottest girls in our high school. He'd pass them around and outwardly we called him a freak, but we all really liked his shit. It's not like we all didn't have similarly sexual fantasies about these girls, we just didn't ******* write them down!
youprobablydidit 3
YDI for snooping. Just because she's not old enough to be out of the house doesn't mean she's not a person with the right to privacy, too. If you honestly felt like you needed to snoop to find out what's going on in her life, you have bigger problems than having a Twilight fan as a daughter. How about, instead of giving her reasons to get mad at you, you actually talk to her about how she's doing? She'll never admit to the fic, but that's because it's sexual, and you should be damn happy she's not out there finding her own "Edward"s and "Jacob"s to make that fic a reality. Congratulations, you now know what goes in the mind of almost every teenage girl at some point, just with different people.
eesingz48 3
Twilight has Defintley messed up this world. Everyone was cool till Twilight started then they all turned to twilight freaks. Im 13, and I dont like twilight very much, I mean sparkling vampires? Really? I think the original vampires are Sooooo much cooler.
kat_95 1
A young person who doesn't like Twilight - very rare to find. I like you. (An no, that wasn't intended to sound creepy. I just meant that it's not easy to find other people around my ago who also dislike Twilight.
clockworklolita 3
YDI for snooping. I know that technically you may have the 'right' to snoop, but personally I still feel that it's unfair to go through your daughter's personal things without her permission. The only reason I could just about understand it is if your daughter has done something serious in the past to cause you not to trust her (for example, drug use, or some other kind of illegal activity) and you're currently concerned about her safety. Assuming that's not the case, I think you should respect your daughter's wish for privacy, not go through her things, and try to encourage her to be open and honest with you so that if there is anything serious happening in her life, she knows she can come to you.
heart_aussie_fml 20
Privacy ! What would she find if she snooped around YOUR laptop ?
livexlifexlost 1
OP if you're disturbed by that, then why don't you cruise fanfiction.net, and click the twilight link. (I know it's there). You'll find shit from 13 year old girls that involve some weird ass bondage between Carlisle and Paul or whatever. I'm a 16 year old girl and, I'm not going to lie, I write fanfiction. (not about Twilight but to each their own). My dad doesn't snoop my stuff, and I don't snoop his. Cause he has stuff I know I don't want to see, and that I'd just like to pretend my dad doesn't do.
eesingz48 3
I don't think you should've been snooping on your daughter's computer anyways, it's an invasion of privacy. Every teen thinks about sex and has a sexual fantasy. I bet you did, but to call your daughter a freak is degrading her and it's really rude to call her that.
Zakuraa 0
Terrible parent.
benhemon 4
Yeah, she must be pretty ****** up if she has you as a parent. Teenagers are interested in sex. They fantasize about fictional characters just like they might about movie stars. F - her - Life if you think she's a freak for being a normal teenager.
Obelia 3
I totally agree, and what is so wrong or freakish about her writing out her teenage fantasy???? Honestly??? I don't feel she has done anything wrong. Get a life, there are certainly worse things that she could be doing like actually going out and screwing around, taking drugs etc. Did you ever think she may be trying out her literary skills? I can guarantee you fantasised at her age....and don't tell me you didn't ever wank off to a book or thought about a celebrity. It's normal, she's normal. How dare you call her a freak and how dare you snoop through her personal stuff, serves yourself right. I hope you have nightmares about it for years.
fadingaway 17
YDI for snooping in her private things and calling your own daughter a freak. You are a horrible parent and I hope the story traumatises you for life.