Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML
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UnearthlyEnemy 9
lol
dubsweets 0
looks like your daughter thinks your **** suxxx
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Comments (250)
UnearthlyEnemy 9
lol
khaya 9
Come on man use folder lock.
futtbuck101 1
Funny ****?
bitterfaceplant 0
Now, what did we learn?!!! YDI
UnearthlyEnemy 9
Not really a waste. I was using "lol" because the story was funny and it pertained to the story.
MrSassypants 34
What a waste of a 12 comment.
MrSassypants 34
What a waste of a 12 comment.
urdirtyolduncle 15
This was the only occasion, quite rare, where it would be ok write a comment with only "lol" in it. With that being said.. LOL
khaya 9
emqr
xthetisx 0
Well, it must not have been that hidden
Drigr 9
seriously. it must've been horribly hidden. or they know how to work the "recent places" on your computer.
Metaltoiletpaper 0
my **** folder is already named lol -fml
agaba 0
somehow seeing this fml makes me wanna watch some **** and thats what you get for downloading **** ydi next time try xvideos.com
lindzieb 4
at least she has a sense of humor? ;)
Hawk2400 0
your a bit young to be watching **** yourself considering your profile says you're fourteen. good job
ahole123 0
What a waste of the first comment on the first comment
titopei 0
never too young to start :P
Tempsey 0
You know, this FML made me realise how ******* HILARIOUS it would be to have a very obvious folder named ****, even if it has no ****. Maybe I'm just wierd, but that would just make me **** from laughter when someone sees the folder!
OhSoBueno 0
I want to just make a folder like that and wait for someone to open it lol
kateinurarms 13
or just don't look at ****.
Nitial 6
138 maybe he posted this while he was unkowingly signed into his daughters account? just a guess
BlackOpsPWNR 0
129, so how many people did eminem rape?
xleanne_aLly 23
HAHAHA hahahahahahhahahahahahah ighhhhhhhg gujmokcffcv vgvcddfghj hhjdsssddddguu bhjgfx chug BBC hhj Hugh vvgvv jiggering c cfffgg vvgvgtadddff gggggggg
jessejameshammon 0
laugh out loud
SunDropGirl 0
lots of love!(:
OnlyAFeckWanker 0
Lots of Lube
tree07 1
Lonely old ladies!
jane79 0
68 *win* best one on here
macallan8 0
loads of laundry;)
jewfish27 4
lick our lesbians
lerouxmaster 7
Lovely Obese Lily
coolboy6 0
lesbians over-using lube ;)
coolboy6 0
Lots of Lotion :D
coolboy6 0
Losers On-Line :)
agaba 0
lesbian on lions haha idk
That0therguy 4
lonely obese lesbian
Mandy0325 1
lol?
WordSmyth 2
Lingerie off Ladies
sxe_beast 11
Lick Our Lollipops
FatElie 0
Lesbos Om (nom noming) Labias
GavinRoskamp 0
C-C-Combo breaker!
6joe9 0
lesbians old ladies
ColorfulDonut 7
fckin combo breaker... just as you wanna post something
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
lesbians own love:)
Gravitex 0
live on lawns
dbss11 3
Launching Orbital Lesbian
sean34747 0
lots 'o love
VeraJK 16
Lots Of Linguini
lerouxmaster 7
Labial Orifice Lyposuccion
dubsweets 0
looks like your daughter thinks your **** suxxx
Bloothebawss 9
what did 25 say?
Crystallion 0
Ahh I see what you did there.
IDK258 0
wow I watch ****:p
pYrO92583 0
what so many dislike for
VaGino432 0
because she's so ugly.
pickles1994 18
no hating, we all have watched **** at some point or another... or still do lol.
Richard16 0
i agree with 29 lol
alisa162 0
haha 25 that's mean
CaptainPickles72 18
29- I'll gladly admit to falling under the second category. Screw coffee, **** is the best way to fully wake up! XD
morgan320 0
I don't think IDK458 is ugly at all. Pretty cute actually.
thathayygurl 4
she's just scary looking
anakaren_831 1
looks don't matter when you watch ****, but then again that's why you're watching ****, you can't get laid.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Speaking from experience, are we?
dudeitsdanny 10
**** doesn't do it for me. I take the Dane Cook approache to my masturbation fantasies. But really, **** makes me laugh.
xxlauruh 0
ummm 4 you look 10.
anakaren_831 1
you did not choose a very good hiding place.
brt3420 13
I would of just labeled it "****" she wouldn't even want to look at it then
a_nutritionist 10
and put it on the desktop with 30 shortcuts to it throughout the computer, including one in her personal folder.
chuymac 3
you can't really hide a stash anymore might wanna stream using bing on private search then delete your temps then your golden
jaint 0
way to point out the obvious Einstein... XD
RecklessJellyBea 7
You should've named the folder something that she'd probably never attempt to open... like.. "My hard ****." Also, you should hide your **** better on a computer both she and you use.
AirsoftKY 0
it'd be funny if she clicked on it still lol
smellymellyy 7
she probably would though rofl
theUBERcomment 1
should have named it "my daughters orgasms"
fuff_fml 4
holy crap that's funny that's sucks though
khaya 9
That's what you get for collecting clown ****.
kingtz 6
Win!
lilmisslovely13 15
haha lol that's funny ;)
wisericky 12
i have all my **** set up as the screen saver. you should try it.
pYrO92583 0
wow mabey you should have put our honeymoon then shed be like, that sound so boring
guckylynn 19
"I live with my teenage daughter, no one else" I doubt he'd have honeymoon pictures on the computer.
a_nutritionist 10
or would he...;)
flighted 1
yea op mabey yuu shuld have yuur doter wuld hve been like, that sound so boring
brutalrhino 4
114 - Uhhh what the ****? Seriously, learn how to use correct grammar and spelling. That's awful.
flighted 1
LOL I was obviously copying the poster before me.
a_nutritionist 10
"or would he" =/= "yea op mabey yuu shuld have yuur doter wuld hve been like, that sound so boring" dont try to drag me down to your level.
flighted 1
dumbass. I'm talking about #13.
xoxbandgeekxox13 3
wow even I knew she was mocking 13. some people are way too stupid
a_nutritionist 10
@184 then maybe you should learn english well enough to specify what you mean, rather than mashing the keyboard and hoping the words that come out make sense. @185 most people dont go searching through the previous comments when someone says "i was obviously copying the poster before me". im not going to go checking to make sure she knows what shes talking about before i respond and move on. i didnt know what comment 13 said.
flighted 1
You know, usually when people REPLY to a first comment, they are doing it to RESPOND to that comment. Not my fault you decided to make a comment completely unrelated to the first and make an embarrassment of yourself. Lol so don't get mad at me because you can't read properly. And obviously my English is just fine, so the fact that you can't understand what I'm saying says A LOT about YOUR literacy.