Today, I went out in public for the first time in four months since I was mugged and stabbed. Today, I also found out the guy who did it was out on bail. I discovered this walking across the road from the shopping centre where it happened, and he was crossing the road towards me, smiling the whole time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML
Today, I went out for gas, the first time I've been out since my break up. As I was paying, a mob boss was killed in the parking lot. I was questioned for an hour. FML
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Today, some guy on the street threatened to stab me. I called his bluff, and walked away. He wasn't bluffing. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, it's been a few weeks since I deterred a would-be mugger with judicious use of a stun gun. Now he and his criminal friends are stalking me and swearing revenge. I can't afford to move and the cops are useless. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You can smile back at him from the witness stand when you identify him as your assailant. And then again as he's taken away to prison. He who laughs last, laughs best.
Hangryko 32
Two words: Restraining order. I hope he didn't mug you again.
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RichardPencil 32
You can smile back at him from the witness stand when you identify him as your assailant. And then again as he's taken away to prison. He who laughs last, laughs best.
Dirtysalamander1 13
they already know who it is dummy. that's why they said he got out of bail.
RichardPencil 32
You're the dummy. He's just accused -- he could still try to deny he was the culprit. Her seeing him the second time will only solidify her memory of him.
D J's MOM 17
finally, you reply something that I can fully agree with.
Hangryko 32
Two words: Restraining order. I hope he didn't mug you again.
Jesse Duff 15
I know this is wrong for saying, but taze the bastard before stabbing him