Today, while waiting for a doctors appointment, my husband started playing angry birds. Continually losing the game ended up raising his blood pressure to the point where he now has to have his medication changed. The new medication is $100 copay. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from the hospital diagnosed with high blood pressure. It's caused by stress. My wife had a very long talk with my son about it. All the kid has been doing for the past 2 hours is scream at his Playstation. I'd rather be at the hospital. FML
Today, we had to take my mother to the emergency room because of high blood pressure. As soon as we got back home, she started scrolling through Facebook and getting angry at everything. FML
Today, in attempt to save a few bucks on visiting the doctor, my drunk husband tried to relocate his own disjointed finger, using a vice grip. We ended up with an $800 ambulance bill and then a welfare check from Social Services. FML
Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML
Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML
Today, my doctor told me if my blood pressure gets any higher, he could use me to reinflate the air in his tyres. FML
Today, my husband is miserable. He couldn't sleep. He tried to make me feel bad for sleeping through the night. I was medicated from a brain scan. His is work is horrible, and no one understands, etc. He's mad that I took a walk. Now, as I am frustrated and crying, he is laughing on the phone with his coworkers. FML
Today, I went to the doctors and was told I would need an inhaler. My mom came back from the pharmacy and told me the copay of $35 dollars was way too expensive, so she is making me use my cat's old inhaler. My mom values my cat's ability to breathe more then my own. FML
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Top comments
Docbee 11
Warning: angry birds may cause elevations in blood pressure and a hatred for pigs
borkchop1992 15
Angryfail
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Comments (105)
borkchop1992 15
Angryfail
StoryOfTheYear 15
Ain't nothing like being in a bad mood and spreading it around
fanceh 10
Doodle jump > angry birds. Just my opinion though.
BehindU 5
Maybe he should play that angry Chad game
Iheartfunny 1
Yeah OP well you should try playing angry birds.That shit is frustrating
RetardedChipmunk 7
Buy the mighty eagle :D
n_epic_fail 14
And we wonder why people think America is a joke. you take this game and there are commercials and stuffed animals and god knows what else out there promoting a game that causes high blood pressure, but then again that's when you know your doing your job, it's called angry birds... no false promises there.
Kyzahhh 7
Angry birds can be frustrating as hell
Keyman1212 14
Tell him no drinking and not angry birds. I'm too fuckd up to say so myself. it's Friday night my bas
Keyman1212 14
Angry win from the doctor's prospective?
fabian21 0
Well, I call OP's husband a hero. That man tried so hard to rid the world of egg-snatching pigs.. *bows and sheds a tear*
dre_bro11 12
30, the game doesn't cause the high blood pressure, it's the fact that whoever is playing it can't play or can't handle losing (or not winning in this case).
firecopy 6
Get crush the castle. It has blackholes and napalms.
JokinglySerious 0
What can I say? Angry birds gets intense.
LaydiexSkull 3
Almost anything can be frustrating....I react violently when playing Mario Kart
ducttapewallet 7
I'll never have this problem, as I hate angry birds.
KY_Jelly 10
Don't you hate these "app" things?
Dalliance 4
Considering I'm on this website using the FML app... not really.
StoryOfTheYear 15
2- I don't see any mention of a job application in the FML. You, sir or madam, have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. You should really look at the context of the FML before you go raving about random crap that has nothing to do with the FML.
AnagenisisZagus 13
11- Riiiiiiiiiight. That's some mighty blowin' trollin' you are doing there.
gbreck 0
11- wtf are you smoking? your comment is not relevent in any sense to 2's comment. plus, you pretty much just contradicted yourself by raving about what 2 said, great job.
StoryOfTheYear 15
24- Made the troll gods happy with that one didn't I ;) 27- Holy shit, I think you're catching on to the entire point of my post sans-first-sentence.
TrinityisLife 22
I might just be completely lost, but you DO realize that Angry Birds is a phone app? O_o
StoryOfTheYear 15
36- I do, I own all three Angry Birds apps I'm just being a troll for once, I thought it was kind of fun :)
Majstr 23
I hate when I can't beat a level.
monzach 5
40- that wasn't really trolling. You just kinda confused people on what the hell you were talking about
MareNostrum 0
What, people hate equivoval humor now?
zcheema17 0
Yup.... That's ANGRY birds for ya.....
RetardedChipmunk 7
I see what you did there...
craZgal321 6
no shit
preps87 0
Thing about angry birds: the player always ends up angrier than the birds.
Docbee 11
Warning: angry birds may cause elevations in blood pressure and a hatred for pigs
iliketurdles 7
So just move to a country with free healthcare and enjoy Angry Birds? I'm just saying.
nancy520xd 0
That's why it's called angry birds
cameron194 9
gotta love the American health system:D ( sarcasm*)
StoryOfTheYear 15
Better than almost anywhere else in the world, my friend.
iparker97 0
That why I live in Canada :) And all you Americans I'm not insulting you. You should come live here.
rktsma 3
Are you joking?
ifknh8usernames 7
8 is right. this whole insurance thing and prescription meds and the way they are handed out starts to become pretty ridiculous. obviously not in all cases. but definitely in most.. you kind of have to experience it to realize it. and also maybe try not to believe that everything the U.S. does is for the "better". shit is corrupt.
charlotte100 2
Are u joking?
awesome545 1
Canada is better, you don't have to worry about those expensive bills after having to go to the emergency room. It's just one less thing to worry about.
leadman1989 16
We spend the most... and treat the least amount of people? How's that anywhere near the best?
remz89 3
yes but regardless the op is talking about the cost of the medicine not health care. You seem to forget medication is still something you've got to pay for unless you have insurance.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Most of the time you don't even need medication, unless your condition has gotten completely out of control and gone too far. Especially for blood pressure. There's tons of ways to bring it down without taking a single pill.
yummylicious 5
My favorite bird is the green one. It's adorable.
irishgirl92x 1
nah like like the yellow
forkphoe 0
The black bomb, it reminds me of myself. Boom.
AnwarK95 1
The black one had just left the cotton field btw.
kickazz16 15
Lol, those games are intense. One kid was playing during class and got up and screamed out of anger.
Climaxx 11
I've never understood what's so great about angry birds..
Nikkitaria 9
Dude, you launch birds... at pigs! How can you not love it?
EnEl_Infierno 15
33 right, and for the next episode we should be able to launch birds at garden gnomes, now that be freaking awesome.
DFlit1 0
Thank u lol it's just a knock off of older more awesome games like crush the castle with blood and a ****** catapult!
Bleachfan_fml 0
Na. The most played game on my Ipod is Dead Space. Fun as hell.
ichikibobivopula 0
No no no plants vs zombies is the way to go
0963rb 0
it is called "angry birds