Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I attempted to snoop around my daughter’s room, because I suspect her of having sex with her boyfriend behind my back. Hoping to find the evidence, I went to her room as soon as she left for school. Turns out she rigged her bedroom door. With glitter. Uh oh. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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limeyemilyy 0
Rewrite some of it to freak her out
zcheema17 0
Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...
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BloodyDraven 0
u know, u should be glad ur daughter is just fantasizing about twilight characters, and not being the usual teenage girl who dresses and acts like a total ****, because of the shitty role-models they have nowadays.
old09 11
well at least she's straight.....oh who am i kidding the only thing worse would be if she wrote about sleeping with you
wriptidez 0
unconditional love
Dystopic 0
She's 16, breh. What did you think you would find, My Little Pony? Everybody has an Interest, and if hers is fanficton so be it. Better than actual sex. If you don't want to know about her shit, don't read through her shit. And calling your own child a freak is just wrong.
texfrankie 0
Really!!? Are you going to bitch about your daughter having a fantasy... I bet when you were her age you had some sort of sexual fantasy. If you didn't then your the DAMN WIERDO!!!
LydiaTankian 6
You shouldn't be snooping around in her stuff.. And if you do, you shouldn't be shocked at what you find!
ciaobella89_fml 0
she's a teenager with teenage hormones . be thankful if wasn't a sex story involving herself and real people. Also, maybe part of the issue lies within the fact that you seem to be ok with calling your own daughter a freak. FYL for being a bad parent. As a parent you should be prepared to deal with this kind of behavior from your children.
tappm98 22
well first off you did raise her and I live how people can sit there and say how our generation if all ****** up
jrmelon91 4
You're ****** up, *****. Proofread your shit.
kadiedlawrence 0
Everybody's generation is ****** up, I say. Our grandparents said that about our parents, our parents say it about us, I'm sure our children will be worse lol
jrmelon91 4
You were "installing updates" ? What the **** does that mean? Unless your daughter is retarded, she can do that herself whenever the need arises. I think that you're a ******* disgusting pervert. **** YOU.
LittlexSparrow 0
There are so many things wrong with this..if you don't wanna find this crap, then don't snoop! Lol