Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I attempted to snoop around my daughter’s room, because I suspect her of having sex with her boyfriend behind my back. Hoping to find the evidence, I went to her room as soon as she left for school. Turns out she rigged her bedroom door. With glitter. Uh oh. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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limeyemilyy 0
Rewrite some of it to freak her out
zcheema17 0
Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...
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Comments (480)
Amy_Skye 0
everyone is a freak at 16 and now you know not to snoop.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
No it's not. I don't agree with all of you calling OP a horrible ass for calling his daughter a freak. That is like the least of all evils a parent can do to their child. Also, yes it does clearly state that OP thinks his daughter is a freak for writing a raunchy fanfic about the two supernatural trouser stains from Twilight. Please understand what it is you are reading before you make a comment about it.
Mewzakuro240 0
Okay, Twilight is bad, BUT at least she wasn't going out and actually having sex with dead guys and dogs. Or sex in general. There is a difference between writing it out, and acting it out. It's a hormones thing. This, however, is coming from a girl who writes fanficton, not usually smut, but fanfiction none-the-less.
jbabedd 15
At least you know that if she's held up in her room writing Twilight Erotica, she probably isn't out there having sex.
AFU_ALL_THE_TIME 0
Ur dick for saying "I can't believe I raised this freak"
kels3 0
God forbid she fantasize about anything (sarcasm). Atleast she's not a drug or sex addict or worse. Don't be so judgmental of your child, be supportive.
LexusRenee 6
When you look for trouble, thats exactly what you get my friend
PeachyJinx 7
Im a fan of Twilight && Bieber... hehe But your daughters is just a creep
JessicaC13 2
I'm almost seventeen and I've been writing since the seventh grade. Many of my stories were romantic and included sexual scenes. It sounds normal (as long as she isn't actually going out and having threesomes?) but it's completely understandable to be creeped out as a parent, and also the fact that it's Twilight...*shutters* Also, being from the South I'm probably sheltered but I've never seen so many cruel people until this site! She is still your daughter, no matter what.
kadiedlawrence 0
Is it really that important that they misspelled shudders? This is a discussion about propriety and fanfiction.
juicifer 0
Well at least you didn't find role play pics with captions..what kind of a 16 yr old were you?..print it take a red pen to it and point out grammatical errors..it'll be funny and a great bonding experience..