Today, the nicest present I received for my 18th birthday was a free razor in the mail. It was then stolen by my mom. FML
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ezrocks4u 29
Hi, OP here. To give some context, I got a few t shirts for my birthday. My birthday was a month ago(thanks for the birthday wishes!) but only found out about the fact that my mom stole said razor a day ago, because I saw the package addressed to me in the trash. Needless to say, it is too late to steal back. I had posted another birthday FML(from the actual day of) never got posted. Got locked outside of my car in the rain for 3 hours, couldn't afford a locksmith, and missed my birthday dinner.
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LilsBills300 19
Aww that sucks op. I hope you have a happy birthday anyway!
not_your_taco 15
Happy birthday!
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LilsBills300 19
Aww that sucks op. I hope you have a happy birthday anyway!
not_your_taco 15
Happy birthday!
UncleHoodie 22
You probably won't want that razor back...
rozalyn77 15
A Happy birthday! Maybe she'll shave it for later...
sillyyoshi1998 13
Cute pun. lol
Emma1562 35
That sucks op, for what it's worth happy birthday
withered 30
Happy birthday!
PharmacyJoe 13
Well... At least next year can't be much worse, right?
the_fanciest_man 15
Don't jinx it.
americanafrican 32
happy birthday from all of us at fml. hope ot doesnt happen again next year
emeraldisle 30
Happy birthday OP!!
Aseemdawg 18
Happy birthday op!