Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
Frozen
Today, I found out my 15 year-old daughter is sexually active. I found out by finding her in our bedroom with a boy from her class, using one of our condoms. Her dad hasn’t spoken or moved from the kitchen table in over 30 minutes. I think he’s so mad his brain glitched and got stuck. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML
We've all been there
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Thanks dad
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML
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ApolloIce 0
Psh, Kulahan is a little naive. Teenagers have hormones whether you like it or not. Hormones make people horny as hell. Teenagers are horny. Her having an outlet through **** is better than sex. What ever you do, don't confront her or she'll panic and feel very self conscious about her sexuality, which she can't control.
phobes 0
Would you have preferred a pleasant **** film?
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ApolloIce 0
Psh, Kulahan is a little naive. Teenagers have hormones whether you like it or not. Hormones make people horny as hell. Teenagers are horny. Her having an outlet through **** is better than sex. What ever you do, don't confront her or she'll panic and feel very self conscious about her sexuality, which she can't control.
Turner_22 0
I really don't think OP is that worried about her watching ****, but it being in her 'future careers' folder.
letmehavemytea 21
It's most likely just in that folder to keep it hidden...you're not going to put **** is a folder named "p0rn" if you're not the only one using the computer, which is what I'm assuming for this FML.
bizarre_ftw 22
Exactly, she clearly hid it because she doesn't WANT her mother to know this facet of her life
torrea 19
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!! I really hope you don't have kids. How the F is a 15 year old making **** good or helpful in any f'ing way? She needs the computer and phone taken away, before the video gets into the wrong hands and ruins her life with 1 stupid mistake like this that will follow her forever! Stupid, smh
torrea 19
I agree with You. I know my other comment says different but my friend decided to write a comment with my phone. Ya she's the dumb f'er. lol As long as she's not making the **** like the dummy in my last comment thought, it's perfectly fine and not a big deal. You're ?% right.
MCart_fml 0
Agree with #8. Teenagers get horny between 11 and 13, sometimes younger. The scare serves you right for going through her personal stuff.. which she probably knows you do.. hence I'm going with the "she put it there on purpose" conclusion as well.
camlz 0
I started to get horny around 10 or 11, so it's completely natural for a ******* 15 yr old to
TheMalygos 21
#3 random question but how did you know what question 8 was gonna say?
Bobby319 24
I just wanna say, cause comments like this piss me off, a child, especially at her age has no 'personal stuff'. Their parents control everything so that they can grow up properly, and as a parent OP has a right to go through the child's stuff to make sure that they aren't doing anything Bad
InfiniteSunshine 32
No #114, teens have every right to personal stuff and space. They have the need for privacy just as much as adults do, and if they don't get it, it effects their emotional and mental stability a lot. They have their own lives, and guess what, you're not always a part of it, that's called growing up. If your child hasn't given any clear reasons for you to be untrustworthy (and viewing **** is not a bad or immoral act that warrants this), then you have no right to invade their privacy and belongings. You aren't helping your child by being a dictator, you're making sure they don't trust you because you're always violating their stuff, you're making sure they become more sneaky and hide every part of their life because they don't trust you. They won't come to you for important matters because your actions show that you're not accepting and won't help them, only criticize them. If you do this to your kids, they will cut you off and out of their lives when they grow up, because you're a manipulative, controlling, emotionally abusive jerk.
Jessaly_fml 0
I'm her age. This is really nothing surprising. Hell, I know my mom will sometimes snoop around my computer, that's why I delete every single website I go to in my history and always log off of websites. It's degrading.
phreshboi 1
that's what I do but luckily I know my moms password so I just took off the security, but I still do what you do.
FunnyGuy_fml 0
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girls look at ****?
Rach_star 0
Duhh, some of us just cant admit it
noseasmamon 0
ewwwwww now ur gonna tell me girls fart and poop???
matt5217 4
eww girls fart and poop? what has this world come to!
injuryftl 0
are you saying you watch ****?
brussell00 0
I watch **** ALL the time ; )
letmehavemytea 21
I've seen and read **** that would make a grown man cry...especially if he's not IMO slash. Welp. The Internet stole my innocence! All those damn smut fanfictions.
notnertyelkcub 1
Girls don't pee or poop.
Taihen 0
I could see you being upset if you're thinking it's her future career. But, it's better she looks at that than goes out getting knocked up. Given, if we're upset because of the quality of the **** ("disgusting") I'd talk to her about what **** is legit and what isn't... Ever have the sex talk with her? She may be looking for answers too. My parent's NEVER gave me the sex talk. I had to research on my own. I read 'smutt' books to figure stuff out, but still, whatever way she can learn she has to, it's not something you can keep from her. Also, don't pressure her too much on it. Sexuality is a delicate thing. My parents hold the stance of sex out of marriage is bad and so is anything related to sex or anything not strait. I'm bi. I grew up thinking I was horrid for feeling sexual inclines and for liking girls as much as guys. It's best to teach that sexual urgers are normal and be open, honest, and more casual talking about sex than forceful or never, and it will make communication better with her throughout your life.
phobes 0
Would you have preferred a pleasant **** film?
aeriebirds428 0
there's another FML that says something along the lines of...."today my mother was on my computer and opened my future career folder. it had **** in it."
Bunbu 8
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@7 I'm 15 and I've known about sex since I was 9 or 10. I don't think you understand that teenagers understand what sex is and the positive and unfair negative connotations that it holds. I don't see why sex and **** are so taboo. Sex is completely normal, and I'm glad his daughter knows where she's going in life. Also, If I was your daughter, I would go out with the oldest guy who would date me and let him **** me silly. :3
AA357 0
Finally, a girl who understands me!!
xaiml 0
I completely agree!!I'm a 15 year old girl but I go to a private school and I don't want to be known as a ****(people at my school think talking to guys or dating them makes you slutty) but I'm going to change that
notnertyelkcub 1
Please change their minds by having sex with every guy you see, hell, throw some girls into the mix!
save_me_fml 0
I agree with number 22 ,I'm 15 too , and I have sex with my boyfriend as much as we can. Everyone thinks its wrong for teenagers to have sex , but why should you older people have all the fun? And I've watched **** too , it's really not such a bad thing , your just to uptight.
couturedoll 7
Sex isn't just about fun. And on another note, you're fifteen and already on the track to being a full blown ****? Excuse my language, but your lack of maturity is really pissing me off.
MacItUp 8
Ya! I'm 16 and I've been having sex for years! Sure it's tough with my four kids, having to treat my STDs, and balancing the babies daddy's! And sure it's hard since the only job I can get is Mcdonalds cause I'm so young! But hey why let old people have all the fun!? (answer:because they are mature enough to choose not to have the fun, and if they do mess up they can afford the mistake)
Akito_fml 0
@20 and 16, LOL. I agree. ;D @6, I agree. There is much stereotyping in society. I' ma 14 year old girl and heck. I love mine. ;3 Streaming is better though...