Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I attempted to snoop around my daughter’s room, because I suspect her of having sex with her boyfriend behind my back. Hoping to find the evidence, I went to her room as soon as she left for school. Turns out she rigged her bedroom door. With glitter. Uh oh. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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limeyemilyy 0
Rewrite some of it to freak her out
zcheema17 0
Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...
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Comments (480)
cornered 7
Would you have preferred it was about you? You shouldn't be snooping in other peoples files. Would you want someone going through your computer without your permission? I think not. Moral of the story:Don't go through other peoples things if you can't handle the severity of what you find. p.s. What the hell type of father calls their daughter a freak?
velvel 7
twilight's bad, but snooping's worse. YDI
Linzeeb44 1
You DEFINITELY deserve that shit.
okiidokii_fml 6
We all know what you really wanted to find....
ohthatgirl 0
When you snoop you'll find stuff you don't like!
NiceOldMan 11
Why so judgemental? "I can't believe I raised this freak"? Everyone has their fantasies. You're the one that snooped around on her personal computer. YDI
IFF_President 6
this is FAIL! hahahah it made my day :) thank you so much :))
withasmile 3
Stories like these are called 'fantasies' for a reason. Get a grip! Its non of your business and doesn't make her a freak. Is she pregnant, sleeping around, acting this stuff out? Then you should be concerned. Otherwise you are so overreacting. Don't you fantasize about things that you won't ever likely get to do? Or are you the boring, lousy father I think you are?
saritaojeda 0
Don't qo in2 ppls. Privacy ha cause stuff like this happens
TheManWithAnAK47 0
I would not say it's imperative that you confront her about it. She still is a human and moreover your child. As long as she's not going on escapades like that in real life I would try not to sweat it.