Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML
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lenabeana 8
Serves you right for searching someone else's browser history! Hahaha
emeraldisle 30
Never look through someone else's browser history. I learned my lesson the hard way too.
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Comments (66)
hersheykisses511 18
I literally just wrote an fml almost exactly like this an hour ago. People are going to think I stole it
lenabeana 8
Serves you right for searching someone else's browser history! Hahaha
extrasnipes 22
I incest she never does that again.
PhinIt2WinIt 24
I incest that you talk to your mom about it.
josh8215 21
I insist that we stop making these puns now.
zeusdom 15
I don't get how it's her fault when her dad obviously knows more than just himself uses the computer and she was just trying to find a site she visited the other day, not snooping through his stuff
Ted_brosby 4
OP said dad's Computer.
BlockOfRedStone 25
She said a staggering amount, but honestly he probably didn't actually watch that much. I sometimes visit 5 different websites and 20 different videos until I find the best video to Finish to (usually if it's not that good I leave after the first 10 seconds, so I wouldn't count that as watching the video). It could be that every link she saw was from a single masturbation session.
omgitsmoe 26
Teach him how to clear his history, it's better late than never :3
piiiiiou_fml 12
I even didn't know incest **** existed!
KingBobtheThird 16
Rule 34: If you can think of it, there's **** of it.
JayGatsby 25
#6, the first thing I thought of were the minions. *shutters* Dear god, I hope that's not a thing.
ASubtleHuman 19
It's a thing
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
I've seen lots of weird minion ****
PePziNL 20
Minion **** is the weirdest you can think of? Oh my sweet summer child...
buckstop1 37
If two girls eating poop out of a cup can exist, then incest **** should not be a big surprise.
jenninator93 18
let's not forget rule 35: if **** of it doesn't exist yet, it will.
nightmare314 10
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Actually, rule 34 is "if it exists, there is a **** of it. "
riddle143 15
#74: because verbiage is so important ?
AbtractAngela 17
They never said it was the weirdest. It was just the first thing they thought of.
QuaDECH 13
I mean, computer-animated Shrek **** went viral on YouTube. Incest **** isn't even the tip of the iceberg.
dannnngthatsux 19
#4 8/Chloe. Of course they do! You avoid pollution that way!
krazayman 18
im not into it but there is even amputee ****. people scare me knowing they get off to stuff like that
Nikitasue92 7
Is it nice under that cave?
fhksuaifk 16
Never go on the dark web.
Rocket___Candy 24
You may want to stay clear of your dad for a few days OP...... All jokes aside that's super awkward and I'm sorry you had to see that!
zahidnasir 22
your dad sounds a good explorer
scarlett3diaz 24
Why
emeraldisle 30
Never look through someone else's browser history. I learned my lesson the hard way too.
JoeOfDoom 6
I see what you did there.
UndeadFML 22
Hard way? Wink wok.
kayana153 18
That's very gross! Even so, never look through someone's browser history unless you can deal with what you see.
bigdfootball97 24
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Wow, this would be in Texas, ha-ha
ChloeMeyers_Xo 16
I'm assuming you're the same guy who thinks Texans ride their horses to school?
littlekellilee 45
Why wouldn't you? Us Canadians ride our polar bears to work. It's a lot friendlier for the environment, and keeps the bears exercised.
opiate_ape 10
Right! its the same for us Aussies with the Kangaroos.
NotAKumquat 4
I ride my Moose instead, its kinda like a diesel, you get better miles for less food and the fuel is about the same
JustinJK 21
In Cleveland we ride old tires down the oil sludge ridden rivers and get piggy back rides from homeless people the rest of the way.
Krypt1c 11
In Illinois we ride tractors everywhere. There's nothing but corn here so..
Krypt1c 11
I'm originally from Wisconsin so I ride a deer everywhere.
ningningniumai 11
In India, we ride the cows everywhere. We never get stuck in traffic too. Win Win.
namstel 3
In Holland we rode our turtles to work/school and home again. They're not native to the country, but they come here to cool down by the windmills.
bdsmslave 18
Oh, in South Africa I just ride my pet lion. He can be a bit moody at times, but then I just take the giraffe instead. I'm totally rich like that. I have TWO of my own means of transportation. And that's not even counting the elephants in my garden. My roses aren't too happy about that.
Rebles 15
Strange here in Germany we ride cars >_>
Nikitasue92 7
Here in Pennsylvania we ride dairy cows to work.
arabian22 29
Don't forget about us in the Middle East riding our camels to our oil reserves!
HylianTwilight 21
In South Dakota we love to ride the buffalo around all our dirt roads to get to the small towns for provisions. Others who can't get the majestic beast ride simple horses.
ShadJV 0
In New York we ride in cars. Except for NYC, over there no one rides in cars because there's too many cars.
archimedes200 8
In NJ we drive cars, but we do so at Mach 5.
hoeslikedicks 21
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It's time to have a talk with your father it seems.
Ms_ValS 27
Yes I'm sure OP will get right on that.