Divorce?
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
I_dislike_Twilight
United States
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
fiftyno
Tacoma, United States
Today, I came home to my wife practising biting her lip in the mirror. Fuck you, Fifty Shades of Grey. FML
boblaj
Hastings, United Kingdom
Today, I took the day off work to be with my wife, since she's always bemoaning my lack of romantic gestures. As thanks, she spent most of the day reading Fifty Shades of Grey, which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight, starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML
twihard
United States
Team none of them
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
ChopSuey
West Monroe, United States
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Anonymous
Blacksburg, United States
Red flag
Today, I caught my husband of 13 years looking at other women in Instagram. FML
MyLife
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Anonymous
Edison, United States
Surveillance state
Today, I was watching our home security cameras from work when I saw my husband get home and grab a beer. I activated the camera microphone and told him to put it back and fold the laundry. He flipped off the camera, chugged the beer, and started jacking off on the living room sofa. FML
lily
United States
Disinterested
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Top comments
afallingstar 22
Revoke his man card immediately.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Look at it this way: you now have blackmail material you can hold over him forever.
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Comments (37)
kazekai8 11
Mistakes were made XD
vshah 13
That's so much worse?
MidnaLink 35
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Your username… really, you contemplating divorce over a movie that he was watching.
April91 12
Exactly what I was thinking ..
TheSminty1 17
clearly tongue in cheek, relax
dharmaint 15
I do believe this is sarcasm
adventureinthesea 14
issa joke
Stiggy626 25
I guarantee it's 99.5% a joke. funny tho, right?
LeoCor 19
At least it wasn't 50 shades
Glowworm56 27
Twilght may be both a terrible book and movie series but I don't think it should ever be the main reason to divorce someone.
afallingstar 22
Revoke his man card immediately.
Norja 33
Twilight!? An affair would have been better. Contact your lawyer immediately.
acmariner99 25
This FML is a better story than twilight
Dethknite 4
divorce is too good for him.
jessicasoho 13
If you contemplate divorce over such petty reasons perhaps your marriage won't last. Even joking about divorce gets old and it will only be a matter of time before he does divorce you. Such negativity in marriages are normally one-sided. Be the better half, not the cancerous side.
sophiehelen 32
You'd be a great person to take to a comedy show