Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I'd written in tenth grade. She then told me that I wrote about things she'd never even thought about, and she's been having sex for years. If that wasn't bad enough, she's taken them in to work to show people. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML
Today, I attempted to snoop around my daughter’s room, because I suspect her of having sex with her boyfriend behind my back. Hoping to find the evidence, I went to her room as soon as she left for school. Turns out she rigged her bedroom door. With glitter. Uh oh. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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limeyemilyy 0
Rewrite some of it to freak her out
zcheema17 0
Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...
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Comments (480)
Rach227 8
Snooping around you're daughters laptop? Yea YDI...
Winter1lover 7
YDI for snooping through her stuff when she trusted you to help with the computer. FHL for writing that crap.
LexSpades 4
Shes not a freak, no matter how twisted the story is. Having a sexual fantasy about a fictional character at her age is the definition of normal. Just be happy it's a fantasy that won't ever come true. Plus it may not be her fantasy it maybe she was doing it as a joke. Friends of mine used to do that alot.
MissKrissy 5
I'm 16, my best friends are 15 and 16. I have friend's from both genders and I can honestly say we JOKE and PICK ON crap like this. None of my friend's fantasize about fictional characters, only living breathing people. Sorry to burst your bubble.
blahahahaSadFace 0
so that doesn't mean others don't. I'm sure there are plenty of people who write fan-fics and front tell anyone about them. you honestly think that they would just up front hey I wright sexual fantasies about fictional characters or real characters from movies?!? specially when they are overly contuse (sp?). that if someone found out they'd be judge instantly for it?!?
MissKrissy 5
Hey I make it a specialty. I don't lie, they don't lie. Makes things awesomely awkward sometimes but we share random crap
aylaa_fml 3
First of all, YDI for snooping Second of all, regardless of how weird that is, and yes it's Twilight, I know.. But thats so rude to say that about your OWN daughter. She's your daughter no matter what.. that's just not what a father or mother should say about their child.
Morguan 0
I find this disgusting. What kind of a father calls their own daughter a freak? You're an asshole for snooping. Sexual fantasies are perfectly normal at her age, regardless of content. I'd be glad she was thinking about something as tame as twilight. Stay the **** out if her files, asshole.
ttylmomma 0
Dude even though ur her dad that's so mean. I can't believe u would think of ur daughter like that.
MissKrissy 5
Anyone under the age of 18 and lives in their parents house has the rights and responsibilities of every other adult with the exception of the right to privacy from their guardian. Look it up.
steelergirl1996 0
Dude... That's your daughter... Come on now.
utvols11 0
Haha classic!
Mipz 2
Goddamn Twilight. I feel your pain.