Today, I realised something awful. I'm in two wonderful loving ethical non-monogamous relationships and I can and do occasionally enjoy a one-nighter or more outside of these. It hit me - I miss cheating. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I’ve stayed close with my ex since cheating on him and marrying the guy I cheated on him with, 16 years ago. I realized I’m still in love with him but also love my husband. Both are down for a polyamorous relationship but not if the other is the other guy. Understandable, my bad karma. FML
Today, I found out my two favorite heterosexual female coworkers are cheating on their partners with one another. I kinda wish someone had invited me. FML
Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of my life because he was cheating on me, we are now seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. FML
Today, I realized that having an open relationship isn't all that great, when my boyfriend hooked up with his ex and dumped me for her. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé and I had vastly different definitions of monogamy. Don't worry, he only did it when he was mad at me to remind him how much he loved me. I found out from my best friend. FML
Today, an ex professed her love for me. Over the last couple of months I've been talking to another ex, who I'd give damn near anything to be with again. Both cheated on me, and, thinking about it now, my only thought is, "WTF is wrong with me?!" FML
Today, out of a desire for revenge, I went over and confronted the girl my boyfriend cheated with. Somehow, we ended up in bed together. Worse, she's amazing. I'm now seriously considering asking if we can be a throuple. FML
Today, I realized my love life is a mess. I’ve been married for nine years, having an affair with a good friend for over a year, and I'm still in love with the boy who broke my heart years ago, and contacts me only when he is lonely. All three make me happy, but two of them are unable to commit. FML
Today, I found out that the only two people I've had feelings for in years are both dating each other. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
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Top comments
sirrubberduckie 37
"I have so many wonderful relationships and so much great sex that I'm bored because I'm not betraying anyone." Absolutely **** off with that nonsense.
Hangryko 32
Seek help.
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Comments (7)
sirrubberduckie 37
"I have so many wonderful relationships and so much great sex that I'm bored because I'm not betraying anyone." Absolutely **** off with that nonsense.
Hangryko 32
Seek help.
JasonThorn 24
SERIOUS help. This suggests sociopathic tendencies.
kusje 31
Sounds like a you problem
BurnInDemonFire 39
Translation: "Today, I had a thought. Somehow I'm dating two people at once as well as having one-night stands every so often, yet I still miss being the biggest asshole the UK has had since Tommy Robinson. FML."
jamburny 1
So you like to cuck unwitting/non-consenting partners. You deserve no relationships let alone two