Today, I realised I might be a masochist. I enjoy being owned like an object and ordered like a slave. I don’t know where my life will go anymore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out how messed up I am when a guy held a knife to my throat and it turned me on. FML
Today, I realised that I live to work. I’m not even good at my job. FML
Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML
Today, I realized I'm trapped. I might be heading into an abusive relationship that I won't be able to escape, but I can't leave because then I'd break his heart and I love him too much for that. FML
Today, my husband controls every part of my life and has done so for the last 10 years and I'm too much of a pussy to leave. FML
Today, my wife thinks I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasures me orally. I now found out, she is correct. FML
Today, I realized that I’m just living. Nothing I want matters. Just the same repetitive thing day after day. What must I do for things to change? FML
Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML
Today, I realised I may have some kind of problem, given that I masturbate daily, and sex with my wife no longer interests me because it takes too long, involves her instead of me alone, is too much hard work, and generally annoys me. FML
Today, while having some "personal" time, I felt intense pleasure and moaned. I learned that my own moaning prevents me from reaching my peak. I'm my own turn off. FML
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Top comments
roryab 8
probrably wherever your master makes it go 🤣
GoogieWithers 25
Find like-minded individuals and enjoy!
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Comments (5)
roryab 8
probrably wherever your master makes it go 🤣
Wadlaen 24
Well, there's never been more slaves in the world than today, so I think it's good that at least there's one out there who enjoys it.
GoogieWithers 25
Find like-minded individuals and enjoy!
ChefEPL 9
welcome to the club!
FluffythePink 23
That called being a Sub (submissive), not a masochist. That's when you get off on pain and being hurt. You sound like you just enjoy someone else having complete control. A decent Dom (dominant) will treat you with respect. Find a well reviewed, pay for play BDSM place in your area and go learn what you like and how you like it. I don't usually suggest paying for such things but an actual business has a lot of rules and strict safeguarding for their clients and they'll be able to advise you way better than the internet. Once you know what you are looking for and how to keep yourself safe, you can go looking for a relationship. Be safe and don't get hung up about what you like, everyone has their thing, this is just yours. 💋