Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML
Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, at the library, I saw my ex for the first time in two years, about 100lbs lighter and super hot. She’s engaged now. I asked her why she couldn’t do that for me when we were together. She replied, “Because my man loved me at my worst, unlike you. So he deserves me at my best. Have a nice day.” and walked away. FML
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Top comments
DinosaurTacoTime 18
Seriously she deserves to be alone. Hope she fails to find someone now.
uhhSavage 22
She's still a fat bitch on the inside, don't worry.
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Comments (166)
lifeisgood_03 8
what a bitch..
sarahshanghai 9
Agreed. Just wait a few months. When no one wants her shit personality, she'll resort to eating and come running back. By the way, sorry OP
MagicStallion 9
Yeah, I agree. No wonder she goes around in forests stalking people. What a total bitch.
Canuck13 12
Don't worry, karma's a bitch…and so is your ex. The pendulum will swing around the other way again and she'll realized what she lost.
SirCharles83 13
Or, her hot new body will attract many guys, she will pick one, and they live happily ever after. Just because she pulled a shit move doesn't guarantee her to be unhappy. Good things happen to bad people all the time. Also, OP, maybe you should have been eating right and hitting the gym with her. Not only will it keep you looking and feeling good, but it would have potentially brought you closer together.
MDTeddy 13
If she can do better then why didn't she in the first place? nobody really cares about how you look unless you had to lose like 100lb.
tjv3 10
Well OP karma will come around and kick her in the ass
vehementbitch 4
You said it 1, you said it.
420Zombie 17
@25: well she might come back... but she definitely won't be running with all that extra poundage
dorworters 9
******* hate ***** like this. they can NOT do better. fatass ***** can go **** herself.
Trickiest_K 9
Who the hell would vote this comment down!?
zakkyzebra 11
1- you spelled **** wrong.
DinosaurTacoTime 18
Seriously she deserves to be alone. Hope she fails to find someone now.
Cairo_Sanchez 8
You're clearly a good person, you'll find someone who appreciates you.
Faff 20
I think it's great that you are being this nice to DinosaurTacoTime, but its a bit out of the blue
RaveBlade 4
... And become fat again because of her deception to not find anyone else.
Dr0reos 8
Well get out there work out, become more attractive, and find someone whose even better!
_krystallynn_ 11
without him supporting her, she will probably get fat again. i hope she has horrible stretch marks that never go away. and i hope she looks like a damn zebra because of it.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
So...you were used? That sucks!
MidnaLink 35
No... not exactly used... just now bitch-dumped!
HeartOfLead 24
Maybe she needed a personal coach, poor OP.
Whaaaaaat734 6
You can do the same, OP! Forget the bitch!
JenkJenks 6
So can you
uhhSavage 22
She's still a fat bitch on the inside, don't worry.
easyprey 8
Op should have said, I never liked naturally fat people anyway. Then walk off, maybe while putting sunglasses on.
mrperspire 4
Exactly!! She will get fat again.
rbubbles 20
6- perfectly worded. Well done.
SadGirl18 16
That's ******. At least you were an awesome support system. :) And now you know you can do so much better as well.
GothickNihilist 15
Agreed. Anyone that loving and supportive, should have no trouble finding someone new. OP I hope that you find someone who deserves you.
Bibliovore 26
#7, OP may indeed have been an awesome support system. But devil's advocate: from what little is here, for all we know OP may have been a lousy support system, belittling her about her weight and undercutting her self esteem until, finally, maybe even because of her eventual success at losing weight, she realized she could do better than someone who made her feel she didn't measure up. (Sorry, OP; you may well have been splendid. Feel free to chime in.)
kellyrose0322 13
I hope she gets fat again.
Feared 9
Fatter than before would be great.
MistySky 17
Hopefully she fine whoever's "better" and gets her heartbroken by him. And eats her way to feeling better. :o
Zenia88 10
That sucks! Well you can do better too op don't worry it gets better!! xo
LovesSushi 25
Bitches deserve stitches
wlddog 14
She wont need stitches if she always wears a bullet proof vest.
_krystallynn_ 11
**** yes she will. shoot her in the throat.
wlddog 14
It was a reference to another FML. Oh well.