Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard that she had a seizure and passed out. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, I found out the "sex noises" I heard from next door last night, which I'd angrily yelled at my neighbor for, were actually from him having an uncontrollable seizure. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has epilepsy. How did I find this out? He started having a seizure after I did a striptease for him. I can’t get my boyfriend aroused now. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and it started getting heated. I climbed on top of him and took his shirt off, but I guess my brain had a different idea. I ended up clinging to him for dear life because my brain decided that now was a good time for a seizure. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed after having sex. I commented on him still having an erection after having an orgasm. He said it happens whenever he has a strong orgasm. Then he added, "And surprisingly, I was even thinking about you when it happened." FML
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Top comments
BillMurray_fml 12
You must be having good ones.
RageWolf16 31
Well, at least he knows what he's doingz
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Comments (54)
RageWolf16 31
Well, at least he knows what he's doingz
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
That doesn't stop it being really disturbing the first time you see it though. Having a loved one suddenly need medical attention is bad enough at any time but it's even worse when you're both naked and you start having to wonder what you'll do about that. He was probably quite relieved when he realised that she was just having an ****** rather than a fit.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
That doesn't stop it being really disturbing the first time you see it though. Having a loved one suddenly need medical attention is bad enough at any time but it's even worse when you're both naked and you start having to wonder what you'll do about that. He was probably quite relieved when he realised that she was just having an ****** rather than a fit.
FBellesLife 15
Be glad you can actually have an ******.
danielhartlesss 13
#26 Are you insinuating that you are not able to have an ****** .-. Haha
Sariasprincy 7
It's harder for girls to ******. It's not a given like guys. So yes, some women have never had an ****** in their life.
BillMurray_fml 12
You must be having good ones.
FunGhoost 10
That's a gooooood sign! Someone is doing his job right and someone is enjoying herself ?
chefcow 17
Did u get a brain aneurism......... American horror stories anyone?
think_pink02 4
Omg yesssss !! AHS ALL THE WAY !!
meli1195 31
though I love American horror story, this was a waste of a comment
King_paradox 22
His anaconda don't
jojimugo 20
No just no
badluckalex 23
actually, his anaconda does ;)
coltonte3 5
Sounds like you had a good dicking.
3molliver3 16
Doesn't matter had sex
patrickalamo 48
Or is it his substandard performance which makes you have a seizure?
joeblow6969 5
You're complaining about having an ****** so good your body convulses.
MissBehavin77 18
Right. I only wish I could have this kind of FML with my guy.
GummiieBear 12
She's definitely not complaining about the ******, it's that her bf said she looks like she's having a seizure. That's not a compliment
Aew 17
This would make me self-conscious in future interactions; however, congratulations on enjoying yourself so fully.